Calcoholism

A period of excessive and merciless binge drinking induced by the inability to understand calculus.

Jeffrey tried the best he could to derive the function, but ultimately failed, and subsequently drank fifteen beers in a case of finals week calcoholism.

by calcoholics_anonymouse January 25, 2011

CALEB

The mofo that wont add me on discord

Dude stop being a caleb

by Jmurph16 September 25, 2017

Caleb

A genuine Hebrew dog. His signature move is the felch ,you will find this dog boy at gaycare and claims compo for sore ass.holds signs at truckstops free skiing lessons

Hey please don't be a Caleb you fkn Caleb. Stop acting a Caleb,going to the toilet to do a Caleb out of my caleb

by Impact warrior February 6, 2018

Caleb

A gay person who stores his homoerotic pornography collection under their thick layer of blubber so others cannot see and is also a white fuck

That Caleb is is stealing my shit

by Dr Swagger 6969 February 14, 2018

Caleb

A tall, chubby, brown haired boy with a great group of friends. Usually plays nerd games like: Magic the Gathering, D&D, Pokemon, ect. He HATES 7th graders. He is also socially awkward and depressed.

"Wow, Caleb is such a nerd!"

by TOOGUD4U_M8 March 9, 2018

Caleb

Caleb is very sweet,nice,cute and funny.caleb is the type of boy girls drool over and boys wish they were him.Caleb is very athletic and strong. Caleb is good at everything he does. My bestfriend is named caleb let me tell u he may appear shy and innocent but when u get to know him he is ......CRAZY AF lol! Caleb wont open up to u very easily. Caleb is a very loyal and trustworthy friend.Caleb always wears a smile on his face and walks with pride.He is creative and determined at everything he does. Caleb's are the BEST advice givers out there.He will give u the best advice in any situation u need! He is also the friend that somehow gets his bestfriends crush without even trying because he is so CUTE and OPTIMISTIC!!!!!❤

Caleb is very sweet and cute

by KP!!! December 21, 2019

Caleb downton

A Caleb downtown is a kid who is under 5’0” has horrible hair and looks like a wisdom tooth

“Jack”
Yo Caleb want to come over

“Caleb”
No but do you want to play fornite

That’s the word Caleb downton defined

by Jaggediceburg February 14, 2020