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Holy Bible

Wanna look at a good joke book? read the Holy Bible
by Ray the Atheist November 2, 2011
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The Bible

The highest grossing fiction book ever published.
The Bible has been number 1 in fiction for a long time, the NYT just put it in the religion section as a joke.
by Satanic Fuck November 19, 2006
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bible of pop

1989 by Taylor Swift - no pop album can compete with the lush melodies and synths of 1989. The bridge on “Out of the woods” by its self is already a masterpiece. Songs like Blank Space, Wildest Dreams & Style are just 3 hits from an album packed with chart toppers that represent the variety in the sonic palette for the album. Not to mention it spawned one of the biggest singles of all time “Shake It Off” - everyone and they’re grandmother knows that song.
Friend : “Did you know 1989 is the most awarded pop album in history?”
Me: Duh it’s the bible of pop
by TheRiddl3r June 2, 2021
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bible thumper

An individual who lives by the principles of the Bible, and follows the teachings of Jesus Christ as a way of life. Jesus' followers are called Christians. A Christian is a disciple of Jesus, and a disciple means a follower. Bible thumpers (aka Christians) live by the fact that the Bible is the living Word of God, and live their lives in a way that pleases and glorifies God, in order to assure salvation in heaven.
You know Jason? He's a Bible thumper. He's always trying to convert me into Christianity, because the Bible is telling him to. He keeps on telling me that I'll be going to hell if I don't accept Jesus as my Lord and Saviour.
by hotsuma04 May 28, 2005
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The Bible

Guy no.1: Dude we ran out of toilet paper what should I do?

Guy no.2: Use the Bible!
by CedarsAccount December 9, 2008
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bibletheque

An informal term for library, derived from the Spanish word biblioteca (which means library).

The term has nothing to do with the Holy Bible (save that the Bible is a book), and is etymololgically related to discotheque. Bibletheque is almost exclusively used by high school students taking Spanish classes, usually during or after their Spanish class.
Juan, Maria, let's go study in the Bibletheque.
by LLT April 17, 2005
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Bible brain

A condition whereby a person fully capable of intellectual discourse suspends his/her rational faculties.
Jack: You cannot see the wind so therefore you cannot prove it exists—but it's there! The same thing applies to god, he is everywhere even though we can't see him.
Jill: On the contrary, we can feel the wind and see it carrying particles. We can't 'see' it in the traditional sense but—
Pete: Jill, ju-just, just, don't worry about it. Jack's suffering from bible brain.
by free-thinker June 13, 2012
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