bloboy

U a bitch ass nigga, u ain't nothin but bloboy

Bitch ass you a fuckin bloboy

by Bigligmaballs January 28, 2022

Blobbin'

"The act of buying desserts for 10, when you're only one

"New Week, New Blobbin'"

by Blobbin' Bakery February 8, 2022

Blobfish

Someone who performs well but only under immense pressure.

Gus will get an A on an assignment he does the night before, he's such a blobfish.

by Boganafoganacy March 16, 2022

blobular

word derived from youtuber Moriah Elizabeth
Meaning in the shape of blobs, specifically her character blobs
check her collab with chloe rose art and skip 20 12:23

'we need to make our selves more blobular'

by starryniight May 28, 2022

blobsicle

when youre being a blob and you’re also stuck in one place

“smoking that herb turned me into a blobsicle”

by howdidjuno July 31, 2022

Blobbin'

The state of being managed by an incompetent boss that picks their nose and resembles a blob when seated.

Person 1: Hey! How's it going?
Person 2: Blobbin'. (with an eyeroll)
Person 1: Sorry to hear! Hope he pops soon.

by ObviousCow August 28, 2022

Blobby Trolls

Its a very fat overweight obese person on my front end preventing and or displacing the very thin and or attractive women. On the plus side as a survival mechanism and to keep from being abused by the other males attracted into the same space by various connections and associations she is deemed less attractive and less likely to have sexual inytercourse with much to the same effect as the observers. Blobby trolls are not gender specific and don't look like ungly trolls from the stories and or the movies and are more just unattractive to me from a "funn to have sex with perspective" and are last resort for breeding and or mating and or procreation purposes.

All those blobby trolls I have been subjected to work with and go on dates with in the past because the employer pay salary algorithm is so poorly judged, calculated and designed have put me off work paid work and dating applications to the point where I don't receive money anymore and I don't date. They so fat and obese too, and there's nothing that I know ho to do to fix it but they right in my square area work office and room allowance allocation. Its so frustrating. Surely there's a larger budget for shrinking the obese people like various slimming clinics? I know the gyms don't work. The buildings just get crowded out by mobs of variety.

by Patrick the Purple Starfish November 3, 2022