Bald Jesus

Boomer slang for blow job

Becky gave me a Bald Jesus on the way to the third floor.

by C.CwenttoSouthPark October 29, 2021

Bald Gang

Men who are part of the bald gang have a circumcised penis and share a special bond due to this.

He will soon join the bald gang but the rest of us are already bald gang members.

by Joeghd December 23, 2021

Baldi's Basics In Education And Learning

The hit new game where you can learn math and math! Featuring 7 noteboos, 7 original characters, a school, 11 wacky items, math, math, math, math, math, math, and even more math, detention for all the bad kids. Basically a great learning game! ᵇᵃˢᶦᶜᵃˡˡʸ ᵍᵃᵐᵉˢ ᶦˢⁿᵗ ʳᵉˢᵖᵒⁿˢᶦᵇˡᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃⁿʸᵇᵒᵈʸ ᵒʷⁿᶦⁿᵍ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵖˡᵃʸᶦⁿᵍ ᵃ ᶜᵘʳˢᵉᵈ ᵛᵉʳˢᶦᵒⁿ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍᵃᵐᵉ

Yo dude have you heard of Baldi's Basics In Education And Learning?

by swaggerguy420 April 21, 2022

bald baby

aka xiao_vxbes and they can be burnt or cooked alive

person 1: you know the bald baby?
person 2: yeah ik abt them

by bald baby April 24, 2022

Bald Rockmar

Created by @kasztannoteggsisting on instagram, Bald Rockmar has been a well known meme in the Craig of The Creek fandom since his creation on March 27th, 2022. Bald Rockmar is an edited image of Omar from craig of the creek, the image appears to be Omars current design edited to be bald and have the face of Dwayne "the rock" Johnson.

"Bald rockmar is coming, there is no escape."
"what the fuck are you talking about"

by rynningaway April 26, 2022

Baldemiro

Baldemiro is a man who will make you feel at home. His expensive glasses and cute dimples with his black curly hair, is the best combination of handsome. He doesn't realize how handsome he is, and that's what makes him even more attractive. He will make you feel loved and special. Every part of you will melt for this man. He's the best boyfriend you could have. He's a wonderful person and has so much to offer the world. Whoever is with him must feel like the luckiest girl in the world.

Girl 1: "Omg look at that guy, he's so cute."
Girl 2: " I think his name is Baldemiro. I saw him first, just wait until I get my hands on him. He'll ask me to be his girlfriend in two days"

by bee666 May 30, 2022

Bald Balls

Smooth and not saggy. When a man is unable to grow any pubic hair or shaves his balls so often they have no hair.

Woman 1: I slept with Jon last night and he has such bald balls!

Woman 2: I heard he's already going through male pattern baldness!

by Herr Magie July 3, 2022