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crotch torpedo

Tampon.
An absorbing material that bitches use to stop the bloodflow, yo.
95% of hos lose their virginity to a crotch torpedo and not my rocket ship.
by You Stole my Wristwatch December 27, 2004
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Topher

A boy that not only doesn't care about girls, he flirts with nearly all of them and then changes his mind about them; he also dates other females within their friend spectrum. He causes a lot of harm to the emotional state of others and he can really make a girl cry! To many people's surprise, however, he is sensitive on the inside, although many define him as a "straight-up player". The blunter people in society simply don't look past the douchiness.
Hey, lay off, man. What did you expect? That kid's such a Topher...
by the_realistic_numbers112 April 29, 2011
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torpedoes

1) n. The tips of one's fingers after wiping, but prior to washing. IE Your fingers when they have shit on them.

2) n. A game involving sticking your shit covered finger tips in someone's face.
1) Upon picking my nose, I realized I forgot to wash my torpedoes. Damn...

2) I stuck my fingers in my friend's mouth and shouted, "Torpedoes!" and ran away. He soon caught me and beat the shit out of me...
by Captain Sex Offendor September 17, 2006
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torpedo

torpedo
(n).

1. This term is best described when a subject is being viewed by a person or persons from afar. The subject at a distance looks to be attractive, but as subject comes within closer proximity of the person or persons viewing the subject, the phase of what appeared attractive no long applies.
2. When objects or people look beautiful from far away, but dangerous or ugly up close.
d00d, no, she's a torpedo.
by TensePenguin July 30, 2009
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Topher

Someone who always finds an excuse to not hang out with his friends
Wow fuck that guy he is such a topher
by Beans123456 July 21, 2019
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Gay Torpedo

Noun: A large, un-flushable log of feces. These behemoths of the turd kind are shot out, primarily, by gay men. This is because their anus is stretched so wide, that the shiznits escape at diameters upwards of half a foot. One may often find these fecal relics occupying the last stall of public restrooms.

Hey, new guy! We got a code red! Grab that plunger, and some sulfuric acid, and go defuse that gay torpedo in the men's restroom!
by PiltDownMcMahon February 26, 2008
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Topher Grace

An actor who is more convincing as a bed-wetter than an action hero. Also see pansy wuss sissy.
by Panda Amry September 10, 2009
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