torpedoes

1) n. The tips of one's fingers after wiping, but prior to washing. IE Your fingers when they have shit on them.

2) n. A game involving sticking your shit covered finger tips in someone's face.
1) Upon picking my nose, I realized I forgot to wash my torpedoes. Damn...

2) I stuck my fingers in my friend's mouth and shouted, "Torpedoes!" and ran away. He soon caught me and beat the shit out of me...
by Captain Sex Offendor September 16, 2006
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To betray, backstab, diss, or punk someone with the intent of causing harm to their reputation.
He's going to torpedo Doug's election chances by telling the press about his adulterous ways.
by mcgggggg May 31, 2005
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Kiersten bent over the sink so Chad could Torpedo her pussy and anus then he gave her a massive creampie and cum facial!
by SlopNChop November 27, 2016
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Incarceration Term-
An enforcer in prison/jail. Large and tough men that are assigned the role of enforcer among their race by the head of the race. If someone is disrespectful or breaks the rules, the head will send out torpedos to do some damage.
A typical minor incursion will result in a chinstrap (a heavy hit to the chin) or, for a more serious incursion, a stomp by all members of the race.
Jonny Boy was overheard talking shit about the head. He woke up in the middle of the night to the torpedos thumping on his head with socks full of batteries.
by Fumanchewd October 26, 2006
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When a Man runs full speed while erect into a woman bending over. (completely random girl)
yo man, i torpedoed some chick last night, too bad i missed. Now my dicks real fucked.
by Blake Nowak May 20, 2007
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Man, I just flushed a torpedo there. Shit, the bathroom smells.
by Your Ass September 29, 2003
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The Fatest J you've ever seen.
That Torpedo fucked us up.
by DJ FOURWAY June 11, 2006
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