torpedoes 

1) n. The tips of one's fingers after wiping, but prior to washing. IE Your fingers when they have shit on them.

2) n. A game involving sticking your shit covered finger tips in someone's face.

1) Upon picking my nose, I realized I forgot to wash my torpedoes. Damn...

2) I stuck my fingers in my friend's mouth and shouted, "Torpedoes!" and ran away. He soon caught me and beat the shit out of me...

torpedoes by Captain Sex Offendor September 17, 2006

Damn the Torpedoes

1. Phrase meaning to continue with the planned course of action despite known risks. Phrase quotes David Farragut, an officer in the Union navy in the Civil War. After receiving a warning about torpedoes (water mines) in the water ahead, he uttered the famous phrase.

2. Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers' third release.

1. Friend:"Don't go there, she's a real black widow. She wussified her last boyfriend.
Reckless young man:"Damn the Torpedoes, I'd hit that."

Damn the Torpedoes by scobe May 18, 2007

fruiton torpedoes 

What Butt-Head calls photon torpedoes (from Star Trek: TNG) in the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Dream On".

"Fire the fruiton torpedoes. And like uhh make us go that way."
"Then he looks at Counselor Troi and says, "Hey, baby. I command you to show me your thingies."

fruiton torpedoes by Telephony March 18, 2020

Damn the Torpedoes

A stupid saying used by has-been chess players in an attempt to be cool.

Those who use this saying often have older sisters that are gang-banged by their friends.

Corbin: Damn the torpedoes!
Me: Give it up! You suck at chess and you always will!

Damn the Torpedoes by Conor February 16, 2005

Damn the Torpedoes

A saying that isn't real and is really gay and stupid. Commonly used by has-been chess players who want to sound cool.

Corbin: Damn the torpedoes
Me: Give it up! You suck at chess and you always will!

Damn the Torpedoes by Conor May 13, 2005

chest torpedoes 

another term for boobs/breasts

Man, she so fine, and her tits are so huge.. they're like chest torpedoes!

chest torpedoes by RingtailedFox October 1, 2015

launching torpedoes 

The act of defecating

I can always tell when Andem has been launching torpedoes. The smell practically takes the paint off the bathroom walls.

launching torpedoes by Samuel Francisco April 19, 2017