low flow toilet

Toilets that, instead of using around 6 liters of water per flush, use about 2 or 3 liters per flush (lpf). This can result in even the smallest, softest piece of shit clogging the entire toilet, which can then result in unwanted calls for the plumber, and having to buy a jumbo toilet plunger to take care of your problem once and for all.

Generally, it's a very bad toilet. But hey, at least hippy Bob can stop bitching about people wasting water on one flush, even though now the average person must flush three times as much on a low flow toilet to get anything to go down.

Remember when toilets could flush your dead goldfish down? Low flow toilets can't do that...

by You want to know who wrote this that badly? June 11, 2006

toilet paper origami

The creative folding of remaining TP squares so as to finish the job when TP is in short supply.

With only a few wipes left on the last roll of Charmin, Lucian was forced to work on his toilet paper origami technique.

by nathan abbott August 8, 2005

toilet breath

Disgustingly bad breath. Smells like a toilet that has not been cleaned for a long period of time. Is also applicable to one who smokes and drinks coffee. Similar to turd breath.

I knew my boss was standing behind me because of his terrible toilet breath.

by Alan1999 December 30, 2006

toilet girl

- a girl a guy just uses for sex when he can't find any girls he's actually interested in dating.

- she usually doesn't realize she's a 'toilet girl' and often has a crush on him and truly believes he's into her when in fact he is not.

- she's a 'toilet girl' because he is just using her to ejaculate into like a toilet.

A: Wow! Is Andy finally dating someone?

B: No, that's just another one of his toilet girls. He'll move on when he finds someone he really likes.

by pseudo nom December 16, 2010

toilet smasher

an extremely large ass

by Anonymous April 23, 2003

Toilet hugging

Almost complete incapacitation due to excessive alcohol consumption. A toilet-hugger is likely to wake up in the morning on the lavatory floor with a raging hangover.

Digby was left toilet-hugging drunk having had one pint of Strongbow too many at the golf club on Saturday night.

by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004

toilet ghost

noun: a toilet ghost is a whispy piece of tissue which fails to flush away first time. Post-flush inspection reveals the said ghost caught in the eddy of water. Not to be confused with a toilet demon

a little toilet ghost was left behind when she flushed the toilet.

by shez1 November 23, 2007