Stankleshart

When you wanna call somebody a shithead, but roblox blurs it out.

BRUH YOU STANKLESHART STOOOOP

by Stankleshart_master May 17, 2021

Grape Stranglers

(n) Pants or shorts that are too tight on a man. So much that constriction of the teabag causes two bulging lumps to be visable. See also nut huggers.

"Jenn loves men who wear Grape Stranglers"

by jennwigg October 15, 2008

star spangled banger

an extremely patriotic sexy badass

Did you see Apollo Creed's american flag outfit in Rocky IV? Now THAT'S a star spangled banger!

by half-eaten sandwich January 14, 2017

you strangle one hooker

in the same vein as "you fuck one goat", "you finger yourself once", "you've got aids" - once this thing has happened there is no going back.

"Well Bob, there you have it - you strangle one hooker and we all know not to leave our sisters around yours!"

"Bloody hell! It's not like I make habit out of this... I strangle one hooker and this is the bullshit I get!"

by Bob the Fish Wife January 20, 2017

flat stanley

when you think your thin enough to squeeze between an oncoming train and it's platform. (it never ends well.)

alright guys, what have we got here?

young caucasian male, multiple rip wounds, looks like he thought he was flat stanley.

by TigerManGaming February 20, 2019

Mark Stanley

An Actor That Played In Game Of Thrones. Or A Maniac That Is Obsessed With Donuts.

"Oh Yeah, I was quite angry when Mark Stanley spoiled the end of game of thrones". ------ "Mark, Will You Stop Eating Donuts? The Doctor Said You Will Get Diabetes."

by Mark 🍩 February 25, 2020

Balkan strangler

A male, who when visiting a gentleman’s club becomes fixated on one of the dancers. Behavior includes constant staring, with strangler eyes, belief that he and the dancer should be together always and jealousy when one of the boys takes her out back for a private show. Strippers have a sixth sense and can usually sense the strangler and display signs of fight/flight response.

Yo, you peep Jimmy last night at the club? He went full Balkan strangler on that brunette!

by Šta May 31, 2022