Spongebob hardcore

doing something really little and overreacting thinking you look really cool or "hardcore"

jon: guys! guys! guess what i just did?!

frank: what did you do jon?

jon: i used condishner befor shampoo!!!!!!!!! OMFG they are gonna kill me im so hardcore!!!

frank: no jon your spongebob hardcore

by Minson122 December 31, 2009

Spongejob

A sexual reference as to what Spongebob and Patrick do together.

Spongebob: Hey Patrick. I'm Ready, I'm Ready!
Patrick: Good! I <3 spongejobs!

by Trong eh Dore March 15, 2010

Spongebob

Used in the trap or hood as a reference to crack cocaine.

Damn, you know that bitch is a fiend.

I had her in the trap, bowing down all night for that spongebob.

by 'Ol Dirty Bruno December 28, 2018

COCK-Sponge

an absorbent, flacid penis.

"Quilted quicker picker uppper, COCK-Sponge

by ramuh3 October 2, 2006

Bubba the love sponge

a strong man with the abilities of few men. Those who hate him are low, pitiful, small men who should look in their own pants and wallets for what they lack.

Did you see that Bubba the love sponge? OOOO girl!

by kaotik_klownie February 26, 2004

sponge candy

the most delicious candy in the world. Only made in Buffalo N.Y. and a well kept secret. It a chocolate covered taffy cinder block. you're only allowed to eat it by sucking off the chocolate and then letting the air taffy thing melt in your mouth.

doctor: oh no! a sponge candy overload
Mother: damn you sponge candy, damn youuuuuuu

by Cali-cheya October 17, 2006

Sponge Bob

To get head from a woman while she's soaping you up in the shower.

"Man, I got a great Sponge Bob last night!"

by Lara111 September 28, 2007