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Sploof

When someone has been in the rain with a quif and their quif has got splatted down by the rain.
"OMG!!! Peter you have such a big sploof as it was raining loads today"
by Flinky November 8, 2007
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Sploof

Has serveral meanings:
1. Jizz - "I sploofed on myself"
2. Erred - "I sploofed my final exam."
3. practical joke "I'm not pregnant, I was just sploofing you."
4. Excitement - "That was splooferific!"
5. Disappointment - "I just got dumped. That sploofs!"

Synonym for splooge (see example #1)
AC-DC is coming to town. That's sploofing awesome!
by T-boz & Kir-Dawg February 17, 2004
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Sploonk

Someone who is weird looking
-body ranging from lank to chunk
She’s so sploonk man her thighs are so large
by Kelsatron69 February 4, 2019
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Splooning

Slpooning is when two friends platonically spoon. its not sexual. its not gay.

its homisexual
Yo me and my homie where splooning yesterday. I was little spoon
by DidgitDidgit January 17, 2022
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sploonching

Cumming while in the act of performing a handstand
I was sploonching at the party last night
by Dapes the staint hustler March 14, 2023
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Sploont

When you mix tobacco and marijuana into a freshly split tobacco leaf. It’s like a spliff but rolled with a blunt wrap instead of a joint paper. Why would anyone want to add more tobacco to a blunt? I do not know.
“Yo Billyjoejimbob, why does JimmyJames want to roll a sploont? It’s already wrapped in tobacco?”
by eySuki November 29, 2023
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sploonsh

by Sween x February 16, 2024
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