top shelf

A term used to emphasise how good something is or how much it was enjoyed.

"Yeah, that's top shelf stuff. Fantastic"

by pdc June 30, 2004

shelfie

A self picture worthy of a shelf

Why take a shelfie when you can pay a homeless man five cents to take one.

by bltbites November 7, 2013

Shaffer

A man that solicits prostitutes on craigslist and/or other internet sites.

"Hey Ken, this one is 19, and only requests a $30.00 donation."
"Dan, quit being such a Shaffer, your wife is going to find out."

by Willie Wantabe April 29, 2008

Sheffing

When you can not read or spell.

Damn not again, Eyon is sheffing again

by Batmanry June 7, 2019

shelfee

mooching nigger that will also be accompanied by loud obnoxious exhaust that is far to large.

"shelfee is a wantin ass motherfucker"
"yo can i catch a cigarette"

by boomhower June 19, 2008

Shelf on an Elf

Sex position shelf on an elf is where a man with a large stomach rests it on a woman's ass during doggy style

After I moved the elf on a shelf I gave the missus shelf on an elf

by TheDW December 19, 2013

Shelf-Ass

A women's ass (usually black women) who's top of the ass cheek is so big it can be used as a shelf.

Damn that bitches shelf-ass is so big it could be used as a table top cup holder.

by Anonymousshelfass April 13, 2016