Eyon
The most annoying person you will ever meet. He is obnoxious and a jerk but he is the sexyest person you will ever meet.
Eyon by Zeeva Cruz January 16, 2009
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Eyon
Eyon is one of the nicest people you will ever meet. He lives to be a happy boy and help anyone and everyone, however hes rather clueless. He is also incredibly sexy. ;)
Eyon by Elliot Something Something etc February 14, 2019
Eyonna
she’s smart, beautiful,nice and sensitive. she loves to be wit her friends.loyal to her family and friends.you will never catch her lacking.she can be mean at times even for like no reason but that’s just her once you get to know her she will have you dying all the time.she is a special kind of girl.shes definitely not like others .shes a ride or die type of person.she loves hard.gets attached easily and quickly.can be a bitch only when you piss her off.has lots of friends and haters.shes very blunt,strait forward and honest. says anything that comes to mind.full of high inspiration. tend to be very sweet and kind, but also very freaky.
Eyonna by Francine Summersmith August 9, 2019
Eyonni
eyone
Male genital organ. Slang originated from a long line of strange mutations, beginning with the word "everybody". It's a n internet thing.
eyone by Robert Newson August 4, 2007
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