Skip to main content

Schmitty McTitties

referring to someone with REALLY big nipples
John: Hey you see those silver dollars
Urkle: I'd say more like pancakes
John: Yah man he had some Schmitty McTitties
by nigalert February 21, 2014
mugGet the Schmitty McTitties mug.

Schlitzstop

The one guy on every slow pitch softball team who thinks he can handle his position and a beer at the same time.
Yo, Tommy accidentally threw a beer to the first baseman instead of the ball. Guess he's not quite the schlitzstop he thought he was.
by mattymath May 6, 2014
mugGet the Schlitzstop mug.

schmitdznitz

Something excessively Jewish.
Schlomo Goldstein is such a schmitdznitz.
by zjones529 February 23, 2015
mugGet the schmitdznitz mug.

schmitting

A term used when a person hoggs joint.
Dude seriously stop schmitting !
by buschram September 1, 2016
mugGet the schmitting mug.

Schni

Norwegian slang for Snus. A strong Scandinavian tobacco form.

Often used by people from Asker/Gjøvik.
"Få bomme en schni a"

"let me bum a schni"
by Schniprællumtaenvarg March 21, 2017
mugGet the Schni mug.

schitzy

A word with dual meaning depending on context.

1) A term for the state of mind experienced when under lots of anxiety and fear. Particularly of the unknown. A person is said to be getting schitzy if they are obviously uneasy/afraid of something.

2) A word used to describe someone/ something that gives you a very uneasy feeling. For example, a person acting strange and erratic on public transport, making people who are around feel anxious would be a schitzy person.
1)

*walking through a dark forest with a friend*

Person 1 - This is really creepy, are you alright?

Person 2- No man, I'm getting really schitzy.

2)
*spot a man walking around a dark park as a clown*
Person 1- What's that guy doing?
Person 2- I don't know but he's being proper schitzy.
by Phretik October 1, 2017
mugGet the schitzy mug.

Schittone

Italian word for a sudden diarrhea attack (pronounced "skittòne")
Ero al cinema e, cazzo!, mi è venuto uno schittone tremendo!
I was at the movie theater and fuck!—I got a terrible diarrhea attack!
by cacadoie September 22, 2017
mugGet the Schittone mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email