secret sock

A condom....usually latex....always clandestine.

Mom "Benjamin do you have everything you need for summer camp? Your sleeping bag....your flashlight....clean underwear...."
Benjamin "Hell yes mother. I got me a nice new box of secret socks too. I heard Veronica McDougal's gonna be at CAMP too!!"

by MBFree July 17, 2006

Secret Code

A written code that only u know, or a few people know, that usually hides something.

I have to write a secret code to u so no 1 knows how to read it.

by (h453 December 18, 2008

Victorious Secret

A term used to define girls as blessings in disguise. Sweet, intelligent and making a difference in the world. It is the highest honour for anyone to be called a victorious secret.

She is so amazing, a true Victorious Secret. I wish I could be a Victorious Secret like her.

by VictoriousSecret01 January 20, 2014

male secretary

A job a male has when he claims to make a lot of money but never has any.

He tries to act like a big baller, but he is really the secretary!

by Ms. Petunia July 13, 2005

secret agent

a joint that's rolled up and looks like a regular cigarette

My sister rolled the ill secret agent the other day.

by yomamascow October 27, 2003

secret sauce

a yumalicios sauce created by your male lover during sexual intercorse.

Mark Sutphen and Jonh hillier's secret sauce tasted so good on my cookies.

by bonner boy September 28, 2008

Secretariat

The goddamn greatest racehorse of all time. Winner of the Triple Crown (Preakness, Bellmont, and the Kentucky Derby) in 1973, his performance at the Belmont Stakes is considered his crowning achievement. He ran the Stakes in a still-standing world record time of 2:24 (setting the world record by 2 2/5 seconds, or 10 lengths) and beating his nearest competitor by an astonishing 31 lengths. This discrepancy was so large that the widest-angle lenses could hardly capture both Secretariat and his competitors.

Named by Time Magazine as the #35 greatest athlete of all time (highest non-human).

Also the subject of an upcoming movie (2010).

Seabiscuit was the greatest horse ever!!

Man, you don't know jack. Secretariat is, and will always be, the greatest horse of all time. His records will probably never be beaten--the nearest competitor is still 2 whole seconds off!

by betelguese05 June 29, 2010