Sneaky Reed

For one to slap a bitch, then end up self afflicting a black eye.

"Ahhh shit Sneaky Reed.... you slaped that bitch again... didn't you?"

by Bovice BoBo April 4, 2009

Sneaky Reed

One who slips into butt sex unannounced

"whoa! slow down there sneaky reed"

by bovice the 4th April 4, 2009

germ raped

When a person forces his or her nasty germs on you by touching you or your possessions after neglecting to wash their hands.

The checkout boy at the grocery store germ raped me when he sneezed in his hands and then proceeded to bag my groceries.

by WrightOnTheEdge December 14, 2010

nostril reed

A nostril reed is a bugger lodged in your nose that makes a tone every time you breathe in or out of your nose. The word alludes to the saxophone or clarinet reed which, when blown through, makes a beautiful tone. The nostril reed is not often a source of pride, however.

I didn't get any sleep last night because Tim's nostril reed was honking all night long!

by wikileaksrocks March 18, 2011

Support-raped

When you work in customer service, and you either can't or don't want to help someone out. But then they push and push, until finally forcing you to help them.

We couldn't deploy the screensaver with our software, but the customer support-raped me into it.

by thingscustomersdo October 4, 2016

Gain Raped

When someone prevents you from going to the gym to make some glorious gains.

Bro #1: Bro, did you get your work in lastnight?
Bro #2 : Bro, I was headed out the door to the gym when my wife gain raped me with a honey do list.

by Chief gains November 22, 2016

spencer reed

A geek in Criminal Minds who uses a weird gun and his smarts to catch baddies.

Well hello there Dr. Spencer Reed

by Dr. Hypnotist PHD January 2, 2017