Clearance Rack

1: A classification of people who are considered less than substandard to date or hook up with due to looks, income, or personality.

2: The people who hang out at the bar after it has cleared out.

If I can't hook up with Jane tonight I will have to shop the clearance rack by the door.

If he dumps me now I will have to start shopping the clearance rack again.

by Cashew January 3, 2008

Hot Rack

The act of giving or receiving sexual favors for a bunk or bed. This act usually happens in the military on a ship, but it can happen in jail or prison.

Private 1st class Chris hot racked Sgt. Clif for his bunk so he could get some sleep before his next guard duty on the ship.

by FTW Dirty Mike July 6, 2020

Bohemian Spice Rack

While you are having sex and find yourself about to finish, you promptly yell out "Andale!" and jack yourself off in the same manner of using a salt or pepper shaker all over the face and most importantly eyes of your significant other.

Oh my gosh Jeff! You really Bohemian Spice Racked your dog?

by yeah he did the alligator October 20, 2010

punk-rack-ular

Adjective applied to an attractive and exceptionally buxom punk rock girl.

"That Angela is one punk-rack-ular goddess," said Sam as he gazed longingly at the mohawked beauty in the mosh pit.

by Ian McDowell January 2, 2006

magazine rack

When your standing at the magazine rack and someone lets out a hellacious SBD fart that sends everyone fleeing for their life.

I didn't get a chance to look at this month's copy of Import Tuner, because it stunk so bad when Stump magazine racked me.

by Samurai-X October 7, 2003

Choad rack

When a skater jumps off a ledge, lets the board rotate vertically between his legs and Lands.

Fucking Punkwood Pusher Tony Hawk needs to Choad Rack himself.

by taker May 21, 2006

Shit Rack

When something is unbearable, disgusting, just looks like shit on a stick.

Looks like a rack of shit.

yeah

Man 1-"Did you see Heuvos's hair?"

Man 2-"Yeah, man! That hair looked like a shit rack!"

Heuvos- "Corn."

by Scrub my corn January 2, 2012