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Prison Fat

The adipose tissue that has congealed into muscular tissue, forming a swarthy barrier most often found around the thorax and abdomen of older men, namely biker dudes and convicts.
The steel girdle of prison fat around Butterbean's midsection has broken the wrists of many twiggots
by Kipster Jenkenhiems September 29, 2012
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prison pushbroom

A Ned Flanders type moustache worn by inmates in male correctional facilities that are willing to perform oral sex.
That is one fancy prison pushbroom...
by SuperSiren February 3, 2014
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Prison Wash

The act of attempting to appear clean, by simply spraying yourself with deoderant/aftershave instead of actually having a shower.
John was late to work from a night out on the town, he had no time for an actual shower and so opted for a Prison Wash instead.
by gizaclue October 8, 2014
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prison yank

When someone grabs you by the balls and gruesomely yanks them as hard as they can. This can result in either an extreme case of blue balls or a ripped appendage altogether.
Fred: Why is Jeremy holding his fucking nuts like that?
Alfred: He got prison yanked for ratting the boys out.
Fred: I hope I never have to experience that.
by rustyspoonz July 21, 2014
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prison stew

When you take a big dump and don't flush it.
Dude, I had my buddies over for the weekend and one of them left a hearty batch of prison stew in my toilet.
by Gusbus89 January 30, 2016
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prison porthole

The small window or opening on a prison cell door through which prisoners can look out of the cell and interact with people. prisoner, prison, prison cell, supermax, state prison, federal prison, the big house, prison guard, correctional facility, detention center, jail
It gets old looking through a prison porthole all day. I can't wait until I get out in 6 months.
by joecoolthefool June 8, 2016
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Prison Baptism

The process of a person entering prison and using the block showers for the first time.
Under normal circumstances when the soap is inevitably dropped, an African of descent man shall appear behind the recipient and proceed to 'baptise' him
Dude did you hear about Johnny?

No? Why what happened?

He just got convicted and he told me that he got a Prison Baptism on the first day
by Famallamalam May 25, 2016
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