Definitions by rustyspoonz

prison yank 

When someone grabs you by the balls and gruesomely yanks them as hard as they can. This can result in either an extreme case of blue balls or a ripped appendage altogether.

Fred: Why is Jeremy holding his fucking nuts like that?
Alfred: He got prison yanked for ratting the boys out.
Fred: I hope I never have to experience that.

prison yank by rustyspoonz July 21, 2014

Pyjamad 

the term for some Scottish people for being totally unable to stand due to intoxication

aw man, i was totally Pyjamad last night, i couldn't even stand!

Pyjamad by RustySpoonz August 25, 2009