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Paraventure

An extremely boring and poorly constructed paragraph about a personal adventure. Often peppered with internet acronyms such as "LOL" in an effort to raise the interest levels from absolute zero to just above.

A badly thought through personal bloggers paragraph about their latest "adventure". Often so boring as to appear only 2-3 times after telling everyone they've started a personal blog then to disappear into the void following a complete lack of interest from peers and friends. In some cases paraventures can lead to premature death from loneliness or worse, facebook defriending and social network rejection or "hiding" by peers.

Paraventure's are typically about as mentally stimulating as the feeling in ones legs after the spinal chord has been severed just above the waistline.
Day 1: Today I started my blog!! Yay!! Aren't cat's great ?

Day 2: Put away my socks after too on in the dryer. Urgh! Static made it slightly harder to fold them properly. Mum helped me out tho but its a bit embarrassing that I still live at home LOL! Note to self: must get a job and move out! LOL!

Day 3: Can't think of anything interesting so I'll just post a link to something out of a newpaper about cat food and the latest hollywood pet trend about newts. LOL !

Day 4: Here's a picture of a kitten I found. Isn't it cute!

Day 5: Blog hits are doing down. Thinking of starting another one. Any ideas ? LOL ? Anyone ?

Day 6: Noticed I've been defriended by most of my facebook chums. Urgh! LOL!!

Day 17: This is John's mum. He hasn't been around for days. If anyone knows his whereabouts please comment here.

Day 45: This is John's mum again. Did John have any friends or tell anyone he was going away ? We're really worried!! What does LOL mean ?

Day 56: FS! Jailbroken Iphone 4 Only $25.69 see www.tinyurl.ccc/28h3h/zeus/hack! FREE STUFF! LIMITED OFFER!

Day 2405: This blog has been terminated due to redirections to malicious malware sites.

The flip side: the rest of society:

Paraventure's are great aren't they? It keeps the bores off the street and out of the pubs as they cook up their next mind numbing paraventure. Keep wifi out of pubs campaign 2011: no proto-novellists, bloggers, or people who dont want to converse in person thank you. Anyone fancy a pint ?
by Dr Reason March 5, 2011
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Para

1. A person who, whithout question, fucking rocks.

2. A love interest.

3. Better than you.
get the fuck out of my office because i'm para and i fucking rock.
by DRIZAIK November 13, 2003
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parachute

billys vagina, aka large enough to float one's self down from a large fall.
billy just jump ur parachute pussy will float u down
by pussywacker May 28, 2011
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parade

A large gathering of tourists, orientals, or small teenage girls. Usually offendiing people by their presence.
Girls with dogs walk down street.

D-Tang (to girl 1): What is this, a fucking parade?

Girl 1: Fuck You!

D-Tang: Fuck your mother!

Girl 1: You're a monster.

(Girls flee running with dogs in hand and crying)
by Diego P August 3, 2006
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parachuting

When your underwear stick out over the top of your pants.
You could tell she was wearing granny panties because she was parachuting.
by boopbutterfly January 12, 2011
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para

Short for the Parachute Regiment of the brittish army. A regiment that thinks with its fists first and its head second. Now obsolete due to it never again performing an operationol jump. They try in vain to perform like Royal Marines.
God, I've got a head-ache that would kill a Para!!
by Smudge Smith March 5, 2008
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Paravibe

adjective for a person who is paranoid about missing a cell phone call while it is set on vibrate. Also, someone who can hear their cell phone vibrate when it is in a distant room.
Don't be such a paravibe and stop checking your phone - either put your ringer on or turn your phone off.
by Faris Sabbah April 22, 2007
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