split money

share funds and valuables with family and allies whom are trusted

- That dude just gave you a fucking bag of money. Why?
- I split money

by domkallarmigjayden165 March 15, 2010

ez money

meaning; super easy money/flex

Micah: Okay Diego, you owe me that $20 it's been 10 months
Diego: heh ez money you're not getting shit

Micah: you really did a fella stinky
*diego leaves call*
Diego: heh, fellas

by fellasbruh January 29, 2018

Go away money

A small tip given to an unattractive stripper so that she will walk away and stop obscuring your view of the more attractive dancers.

Chris: That she-hulk dancer is staring right at us!
Laurence: Give her some Go away money so we can see Princess Leah dance again.

by CLopez April 10, 2008

For the money

Life cheat; automatically makes anything acceptable.

Ted: "Joe! Why are you jerking off onto my sleeping sister!?!?"
Joe: "Its for the money."
Ted: "OH thats okay then :)"

by Bonerdonor3454 February 21, 2011

waste of money

This mug that you decided to buy from Urban Dictionary because you're an expert memer.

Jenny: This is a weird mug, why did you buy this, it definitely is a waste of money.
Sarah: For the memes Jenny, for the memes!!!

by Jamaican_Cashew July 22, 2018

Pussy, Money, Weed

Its all a nigga needs

Pussy, money, weed is all a nigga need

by Pringles615 November 21, 2016

Money Dance

a celebratory dance of throwing or holding up stacks of money, usually performed in urban settings or stripclubs;

made famous by Lil Mouse on the Lil Wayne track, "Get Smoked"

Person 1: "Hey bruh, what you do last night in the club?"

Person 2: "Awe man, I turnt up a lil bit, hit the money dance on em...you know."

Person 1: "Hell yeah, turn up."

by SteveOXing August 26, 2013