Mary Jane

Mary Jane is the drug version of a prostitute — she costs a lot, she can satisfy you for a couple hours, and then she's gone and you're left wanting more.

Sometimes that bitch gets expensive, but I'll always love Mary Jane.

by FishFooood February 22, 2011

Mary Kay Laterno syndrome

Referring to the infamous teacher who had sex with her 13 year old student. When a hot young teacher who can get any guy basically wants to screw a hot underaged student (like 17-15)

Sally and Jim are in the faculty lounge

Sallly: Oh, I have to prepare my lesson plans for next period. Johnny has a test and I just hope he is prepared

Jim: Oh please girl, don't front. You totally want him. You have such Mary kay Laterno syndrome!

Sally: NO WAY! But....do you think he has a prom date yet?

Jim: You need so much therapy...bitch you crazy!

by letstalkandholdhands September 16, 2010

mary-elise

a fun loving girl who just wants to be her own person.
likes twerking!!!

mary-elise "she twerks so much"

by jmaz1612 October 20, 2014

Mary go round

When you and your friends are in a smoking circle with the same amount of blunts or joints(idealy with different types of weed) equal to the amount of people there. After each hit they pass to the left, hence mary (weed) goes around in a full circle and nobody gets left out.

Person 1:okay we got 5 people here, 2 blunts of orange kush, 2 blunts of white ryno and 1 joint of bobby brown. Lets ride the mary go round and dont forget its puff puff pass bitches.

by Discard October 6, 2008

Mary Jo

Meaning: Mary: (Hebrew) Either "wished for child," "rebellious" or "bitter"; Mary is the mother of Jesus

Jo: (Hebrew) God is gracious (shortened version of Joanne. It could the shortened variation of a number of names.)

Character: Mary Jo, the lottery girl

Mary Jo isn't necessarily used for skanks or scary people you dumbasses.

by harrypottereatscats April 15, 2009

Mary Yazzie FREAKOUT

When your limbs begin uncontrollably typing, in hopes that you will soon be reunited with the BEST antique dealer this side of the computer!
from Nancy Drew : Secret of Shadow Ranch. An interactiver computer game

OMGGGGG I finished playing Nancy Drew:Secret of Shadow Ranch a while ago, and ever since then I've been having Mary Yazzie FREAKOUTS because it's been so long.

by Shorty Thurmond December 9, 2008

Mary Paxton

Female genitalia. Resulting from a phrase misheard in conversation, Mary Paxton is now a term synonymous with other names and slang terms attributed to the vagina.

That Mary Paxton of yours is going to be busy tonight!

by Melissa Pi May 18, 2008