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Holiday Horny

The magical feeling of excitement you get in anticipation of an upcoming holiday. "Holiday" can be replaced with the name of the upcoming holiday (i.e. Halloween Horny, Christmas Horny, etc.)
Todd: "I'm gonna put up some Halloween decorations, can you give me a hand?"
Janet: "It's August, Todd.."
Todd: "Oh right..sorry, I guess I'm just a little Holiday Horny"
by stovenb August 11, 2020
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Doorknob horny

This is when someone is so horny they will do it with a Doorknob!
Wonda Wonderpig was so Doorknob horny, the whole building had to be disinfected!
by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016
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Horny bastard

Horny bastered is a title earned from your peers. If you are called a horny bastered it probably means YOUR SO FUCKING HORNY YOU CAN'T CONTROL IT,MAKING IT SO FUCKING obvious your trying to make some one your cum dumpster
Wow Bob your a Horny bastard tonight
by N_E_K October 31, 2016
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Horny Toad

noun. an amphibian that is covered in horns, spiky or pointy protrusions; LIKES TO FUCK

Source: Distractible Podcast "Humanity is Bad" Published 13 December 2021
1. And doth I have found this strange frog, had horns, love to fuck. Incredible creature. Will procure a sample.

2. The toad is covered in horns, seems to be quick on the move, eats its prey with its tongue, LIKES TO FUCK (What happened to me? I wasn't prepared for that...seemingly possessed by a demon? What the hell came over me?)
3. The horny toad seems to have some kind of psychedelic excretion from the surface of its skin...LOVES THE PEEN.
by Aubsidian December 21, 2021
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bored horny

When you are bored and you make yourself believe you are horny or just decide to be because you don't know what to do with yourself.
I am extra bored horny during this quarantine.
by Brokenslang May 28, 2020
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horny butterflies

When you love your significant other so much and the sex is so good you anticipate getting it on but you also get this amazing butterfly feeling that tells you its true love.
Babe, when I think about you I get the strangest horny butterflies.
by Kazia90 April 23, 2016
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Art Horny

A mood only an artist can feel, when they're really in the mood to create a new piece.
"Man, after browsing DeviantArt, I got art horny."
"When you talk artsy to me, I get so art horny."
"Are you art horny? I brought pencils!"
by SammiSakura October 14, 2014
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