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Captain Hook

Noun
When you you give a girl dick and she keeps coming back for more and more. Hence your dick is shaped like a hook.
Randy: They call me Captain Hook...
Brandon: What?
Randy: My dick is shaped like a hook..
Brandon: (Laughs) What?
Randy: Cuz them bitches keep coming back.
by Randy Rocket March 29, 2009
mugGet the Captain Hookmug.

hook it up

give me that, introduce a bro to a hunny, what u do to that new dvd playa u jus stole
#1 - whos that girl over there.
#2 - Oh thats just taneysha.
#3 - HOOK IT UP.
by hooker October 21, 2003
mugGet the hook it upmug.

hooking up

When two people make out (kiss with tongue) and the girl is felt up.
Sasha: Where were you and connor last night?
Gillian: Oh we were just hooking up
by sexayyygirlll October 17, 2011
mugGet the hooking upmug.

Hooks up

What you say when you ask someone for something.
Guy 1 sees guy 2 eating popcorn and wants some
Guy 1: Eyy bruh, hooks up

Guy 2 then proceeds to give guy 1 his popcorn
by Theiconic November 5, 2019
mugGet the Hooks upmug.

off the hook

Bitch: Nigga why you not returning my calls?
You: Because the phone was off the hook. And you a HUGE BITCH.
by Nick D February 10, 2003
mugGet the off the hookmug.

Fish hook

hooking your fingers inside the vagina and dragging the body
"She passed out in my bed, so I had to fish hook that B**** out!"
by yespls November 14, 2014
mugGet the Fish hookmug.

suspension hook

A hook used in the body art of suspension. It is normally either fashioned from large preexisting stainless steel hooks with the barb filed off or made especially for the occasion by a small number of body art equipment makers. The hook can come with locks to prevent straightening and are usually reused between persons, after being sterilized in a vacuum autoclave.
I have made my own suspension hooks.
by MrPumpernickel June 27, 2005
mugGet the suspension hookmug.

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