hooker's definitions

lambgoat

An aids-infested messageboard tucked far far away in the bowels of cyberspace where mind-numbingly infantile ultracynics fling shit at eachother like monkeys possessed.

here's a normal thread on lambgoat:

innocent kid in a band on LG for first time: hey are there any good clubs in the Pittsburgh area anyone can tell me about?

veteran 1: faggot

veteran 2: "faggot"

veteran 3: your band fucking sucks

veteran 2: breeeee

veteran 1: too faggot no help ever

by Hooker June 3, 2006

hook it up

give me that, introduce a bro to a hunny, what u do to that new dvd playa u jus stole

#1 - whos that girl over there.
#2 - Oh thats just taneysha.
#3 - HOOK IT UP.

by hooker October 21, 2003

domeshot

same as a blow job, but an alias for it. jus lyk 2-10.

ima get a domeshot at da next party.

by hOoKeR May 18, 2003

chog

The top inch of your asscrack. The area that defines plumber butt.

Plumber butt.

by Hooker January 12, 2004