golden ticket

When, like Charlie, you have been given access to the Chocolate Factory. Permission for anal.

Dude, last night she gave me the golden ticket.

by Anon and Unknown March 13, 2007

golden envelope

When one urinates into another's buttcrack

Hey slut spread your cheeks, I'm about to deliver a golden envelope.

by lotymike July 9, 2009

Golden Shower

n. The act of urinating on someone for sexual pleasure.

e.g. "Last night, my girlfriend got a little kinky, and gave me a golden shower."

by Golden Shower Boy August 15, 2005

golden sombrero

The feat of going 0-for-4 in a ballgame, striking out each time. Could also be known as 'a day at the office for Jim Edmonds.'

...and that makes the count one ball and two strikes to Edmonds, who is now one strike away from wearing the golden sombrero

by Woody Thomas April 8, 2006

do-gooder

a person who frequently does selfless thing to the point of seeming slightly pretentious

Why do you have to be such a do-gooder?

by The Return of Light Joker August 3, 2009

golden orbs

a female's breasts

oh snap that chicks got some monstrous golden orbs

by Geoff May 29, 2004

golden smack

The act of punching someone in the spine

Henry was being a tool, so i gave him a golden smack

by Patson January 2, 2007