fastenation

A wonder and acute interest in nails, screws, and staples.

Every time I stroll down the nut 'n' bolt aisle in the hardware store, I hafta consciously keep my mind on my task at hand so that I don't let my fastenation with all those chrome-shiny doo-dads distract me and hold me up for half an hour.

by QuacksO March 10, 2019

Faptermath

The mess and destruction left behind after a fap

I'll need a whole can of Lysol after this faptermath

by Thebiggestbear March 30, 2019

Factering

The combination of being someone’s boss as well as a legit boss.

Amanda is responsible for several people and is a badass in how assertive she is. She is factering!

by Freudianswan April 22, 2019

facted

when you spit facts into someone’s face.

Steve- “My dick is bigger than yours”
Mike- “fuck i just got facted.”

by a fucking pickle May 11, 2019

Farterrhea

When you can’t stop farting. Like diarrhea but instead of shit, it’s farts.

“Sorry, I can’t have that spicy buffalo sauce, it gives me farterrhea.”

by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 18, 2019

farter merchant

Someone easily rendered nervous or scared at the thought of taking a slight risk.

Check this farter merchant, scared to go home 4 minutes early.

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

Fastest Land Animal

A Cheetah (cheat-ah/cheater)

Guy 1: Hey dude where's your girl friend?
Guy 2: we broke up, I slept with another girl.
Guy 1: woah Your the fastest land animal

by Losahighus August 10, 2019