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Clout Kid

1. Someone who tries to be good at something and isnt so at the same time they seek favoritism and acceptance with a community of people.
2. A lame ass dude that doesn’t have “real” friends.
Jake: Kyle’s car isn’t even that cool.

Gary: I know! He’s a clout kid.
by Joker12123 September 17, 2021
mugGet the Clout Kidmug.

F CLOUT

f /klout/
Being yourself; Doing what feeds your spirit without fear of isolation or rejection; Being intentional with your words and actions for the benefit of yourself and those around you. Celebrating individuality while accepting your wins and losses.
F Clout I don't need extras!

F the clout and attention, let’s start a mission
by anonymous July 23, 2022
mugGet the F CLOUTmug.

Clout karma

The feeling others get when responding to your requests based on your public performances and/or notoriety.
Vito: Ryan yu think I should smash this apple on bams head?
Dunns Urn: …$$$$
Vito: Alrighfdtywrraa Idon givafuk what ur sayn ima find Bam
Knoxville: Vito, whatchya up to?

Vito: “raises arm qwith hostility apple in hand”. tell me wher Bams aterallahsmasha and ruin your Clout Karma!
Knoxville: “cowers” my what? WhOa big fella I got money’s,” he says shifty eyed, here take a couple benjis, and lemme see if I can’t “polish” that apple for you” shifts eyes again” just in case you don’t eat it and wanna let Bam have it.
you know how he feels about your body. treat it like you’re in the temples temple, Listening to Tom Templeton. “Grabs apple and wipes his ass with it”
Vito’s dog: *nods* N farts..
Vito: Gimmegrahgagapplekgraplfkpe
Bam runs out of the pantry and starts slapping Don Vito’s bare back while

Knoxville laughs crazily, Vito Pirouettes and smashes apple on Bams sideburn while templetons greatest hits begins to play on a record player near Dunns Urn. Vito’s dog begins dancing and money rains down from the lighting fixtures. Bam wipes apple sauce off his Facebook smirks and says why does this apple smell like shit. Scoops handfuls of money off the ground saying “this feels like enough cash to buy a website and tell people to dive into stuff, but do you think people would willingly just fucking dive into shit because I’m the one asking and I have so much fucking Clout Karma.”

Vito: Of course youfukingknuklhegGdg uratheaBamMaRgera!”
by Medium Robert March 24, 2023
mugGet the Clout karmamug.

Clout Cousins

2 niggas that think they are cool but are completely retarted
Look at those clout cousins
I dated my clout cousins
by thin mints r good May 27, 2018
mugGet the Clout Cousinsmug.

clout chaser

someone who's desperate for the success of popularity.
jonathan: macy's such a clout chaser.
by dagr8estgamer/rick animation February 28, 2022
mugGet the clout chasermug.

clout

usually means fame/popularity but in reality it means drugs, gangs, money, etc
by dese Heaux October 29, 2019
mugGet the cloutmug.

Clout

Clout is zech he has grew so fast in the yrg streets from being the most hated for his notorious ‘am I known’ polls to donating to yourrage and getting a reply from him he is clouted. Clouted is zech.
Person one: I wonder how I can get clouted on twitter

Person two: become a zecher
by I am zecher August 20, 2022
mugGet the Cloutmug.

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