claustrofuckbic

The fear of making out in a very tight place. usually causes tightness in chest, sweating, and panic. most places that bring the claustrofuckbbic person to the edge of sanity are: port a johns, closets, and the back seats of yugo cars.

Damn charles, you gotta get a new car!!! Doing it in this 1973 ford pinto makes me freakin CLAUSTROFUCKBIC!!!!!!

by sweetontweety7777 April 20, 2009

Christmas claused

Verb. To subtly add an article or clause to an agreement, contract or bill without the notice or recognition of the other party.

Rueben: *sob sob sob* "Baby come back to me! I'll give you anything!"
Victoria: "Don't cheat on me again!"
Reuben: *sob sob sob* "Okay okay!"
Victoria: "Take me out on dates!"
Reuben: *sob sob sob* "Okay okay!"
Victoria: "Let me sleep with your father!"
Reuben: *sob sob sob* "Okay okay!"
*later*
Orpheus: "Yo Reuben, your girl totally slept with your father!"
Rueben: "Awwww shit! I just remembered she Christmas claused me! I guess it's aight."

by tickalishhh December 16, 2009

Santa-clausing

Santa-Clausing is a joke that you do to other people's houses;
basically you climb on the other person's roof and start stomping on it.

Person 1: Ding dong ditching and forking is for pussies, we should Santa-Claus other peoples houses
Person 2: Hell yeah, I love santa-clausing people!

by john johnson 6667 January 22, 2016

Claustrophobia

When you get very nervous because you are talking to some one of the opposite sex and they keep stepping forward and you keep stepping back until you are against a wall and have no escape.

Hot Sara "Hey john whats up?" (steps forward)

Lucky John "Not much, you?" (Steps Back into corner)

Hot Sara "Not much just bombed that test, how you do on it" (Steps Forward invades Lucky John's Bubble and He now has similar symptoms of Claustrophobia)

Lucky John "I did alright" (John Now has butterflies in his stomach and starts turning pale)

Hot Sara "Alright well i gotta go, See Ya" (leaves)

Lucky Jon "Later" (Breathes sigh of relief)

by FlyingEarthWorm June 3, 2009

Homey Claus

A black santa usually held in white homes.

hey look you got a homey claus!
you're such a negro lover!

by Caldie December 22, 2008

stupid bitch clause

If a bitch be being stupid, then her man gots the right to punish her.

Tyresse's bitch was acting out, so he called the stupid bitch clause, and smacked her clear across the face.

by the big juice May 18, 2014

Canus

The epitome of coolness or greatness. Insurpassably wonderful. Completely and totally Pimp.

"Dude, that's totally canus"

by Ray October 22, 2003