chump champ

An ugly guy who only gets girls through his high financial status in life.

1. Why is that hot ass girl all over you? You got a fat face and you ugly. And dumb too.

2. I bought her a new car thats when she told me she loved me.

1. what a chump champ.

1. <broke but cockblocks him and drives off in the car he just bought for hot girl>

by homelesspimp January 9, 2010

chump daddy

Just your typical LA dodger hat wearing chump who thinks he's the big man.

"You hear Chump Daddy got barred out last night and was breaking beer bottles in his OWN house??"
"Typical."

"Hey chump daddy when was the last time you took a shower?"
"About a week ago."

by Jabroni Inc. October 2, 2017

alpha chump

A term used to define the dominating male at CCPC. usually is a strong, masculine, beastly man who takes authority on everything and never loses. any who are not rolling thick with the alpha chump are just straight chumps

J Lowe was the original alpha chump

by Jonnypizanno December 28, 2007

Beta Chump

Guys who are scared of birds, paper turtles, spend their time writing about why rock stars are beta chumps, and lie about their girlfriends being dead.

Beta Chump- Sub-par male

by IamAwesome0731 August 4, 2008

Chumpkin

a fat chick

"Dude did you see those fucking chumpkins in the food court?!"

"yeah, what about them?"

"I'd love to harpoon one of those wales" ;)

by BlueJuice October 31, 2011

One pump chump

A person who drinks one drink and is drunk/ throws up. Lightweight

That dude is a one pump chump he threw up off one drink.

by Slapanja September 2, 2020

Chump

1. A person who is the lowest of the low and has no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
2. Someone who can be easily tricked and derided by a wittier and more attractive male.

That Kim O'Brien is such a chump

by Oxford English Dictionary March 10, 2005