Definitions by BlueJuice

Top Gobblin' 

When the gooblety gobblety is so tip top, that she looks up at at you from slobin yo knob, and grins like a cretin.

Goblin
Gobblin'

Bro, she has a cute smile.

Nah bro, she was sucking my dick and looked up at me with the most treacherous grin.
I should've known she was a Top Gobblin'.

Top Gobblin' by BlueJuice October 6, 2023

Kick Her in the Fingers 

When you deny a woman your credit card.

"She wants to spend $500 on a new purse."

"You gotta kick her in the fingers man"

Kick Her in the Fingers by BlueJuice April 30, 2015

Chumpkin 

a fat chick

"Dude did you see those fucking chumpkins in the food court?!"

"yeah, what about them?"

"I'd love to harpoon one of those wales" ;)

Chumpkin by BlueJuice October 31, 2011

Chewbumpkin 

fat hairy chick

Guy 1: That chick looks like bigfoot haha
Guy 2: Honest mistake man but thats actually a chewbumpkin.
Guy 1: eww what a furry beast!
Guy 2: yeah they are downright disgusting.

Chewbumpkin by BlueJuice April 18, 2011