4 definitions by BlueJuice

"Dude did you see those fucking chumpkins in the food court?!"

"yeah, what about them?"

"I'd love to harpoon one of those wales" ;)
by BlueJuice May 31, 2011
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When you deny a woman your credit card.
"She wants to spend $500 on a new purse."

"You gotta kick her in the fingers man"
by BlueJuice April 29, 2015
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When the gooblety gobblety is so tip top, that she looks up at at you from slobin yo knob, and grins like a cretin.

Goblin
Gobblin'
Bro, she has a cute smile.

Nah bro, she was sucking my dick and looked up at me with the most treacherous grin.
I should've known she was a Top Gobblin'.
by BlueJuice October 7, 2023
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Guy 1: That chick looks like bigfoot haha
Guy 2: Honest mistake man but thats actually a chewbumpkin.
Guy 1: eww what a furry beast!
Guy 2: yeah they are downright disgusting.
by BlueJuice April 1, 2011
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