Bessie 

The Best hick name in the English language. Used yell out when ever ur feeling like a true hick. Also a great name for a cow or ur Hicktown buddy. Might also be a hot farmer girl.

Ohhhhhh Bessie Now!

Bessie by ‘OlSkippy March 6, 2018

blessage 

a word used when something is almost so good that you could call it a blessing, but not quite. can also be used as a greeting.

example one
(school kid) wow, i see mr kinsman gave you an a* on your media essay, thats quite a blesage man.

example two
(school kid one)blessage.

(school kid two) ditto that.

blessage by MohsinTheGreat May 12, 2009

Mormon Blessing 

When a Mormon has anal sex with a non Mormon while shouting "Mormon" until the non Mormon in question's ass hole is so wide that the said Mormon can fit his head inside it.

Joe:"Hey Ty, I heard you gave Beccie a Mormon Blessing last night!"
Ty:"Fuck yeah!"

Mormon Blessing by Thicc Juicy Daddy September 21, 2018

main bleds

A term used to describe a male/female relationship that is entirely non intimate, usually because they enjoy anothers company but have no physical attraction to one another, they are involved in other romantic relationships or, one finds the other attractive and the other is just being polite. A main bled can expect the negative aspects of a romantic relationship, i.e having to go shopping, emotional baggage or attending sporting events, without the sexual gratification. Main Bleds are the opposite of Friends With Benefits.

Example A
Dude 1 - Hey, you and Sarah are pretty close, are you friends with benefits?

Dude 2- Nah, we're just Main Bleds

Dude 1- Oh, sorry to hear it

Example B

Dude - Hey, fancy going for a drink later?

Chick - Erm, you're not really my type, we could be main bleds?

Dude - I'll pass.

main bleds by Kyle891 June 15, 2008

Bessie 

A Bessie is that b. She is your sunshine and you will do anything for y’all’s Bessie. She is so like you but unlike you in everyway and she will take a bullet for you while you would jump off a cliff for her. Anyways I just wanted to say ily 😘 to mah Bessie

me: AYO BESSIE!!!!

Mah bestie: AYOOOOO

Bessie by thisiswhomadethis <3 September 19, 2021

wanna-blessed-be 

A teenager who wants to shock their family and peers by trying to become a wiccan, but has no idea what she/he is doing. The term was popularized by the TV show "Buffy the Vampire Slayer".

Usualy a vegetarian and goes by a silly craft name. Sometimes refered to as a fluff bunny.

A mockery of the Wiccan religion.

OMG! Tina is such a wanna-blessed-be! She changed her name to Raynbow Moondoggie, bought herself a pentegram as big as her face, and has not eaten red meat in three whole days now. I hear that her parents are like totaly freak'n and threatened to call like an exorcist or something..........

wanna-blessed-be by the Voice February 10, 2004

Crazier than a bessie bug 

A phrase used to describe someone who is being unreasonable or acting crazy. Also used "Bess" or "Betsey"

You're crazier than a Bessie Bug.

Crazier than a bessie bug by YesOkCool May 22, 2018