one-man blumpkin

to auto-fellate oneself whilst dropping a deuce

"Man, Max has been in the bathroom for over 45 minutes, he must be doing the one-man blumpkin."

by poops mcallister July 3, 2006

blumpkin

when a woman blows a man while he is pooping

"I walked in my house, and my roommate was getting a blumpkin."

by on vacation June 2, 2009

southern blumpkin

When a girl gives a guy head while he is taking a shit in an outhouse

Holy shit did you here Sams sister gave him a southern blumpkin!

by LBP December 11, 2004

Reverse Blumpkin w/cheese

Same as a Reverse Blumpkin but when she is eating your ass you fart in her face.

She was so into my ass that i gave her a Reverse blumpkin w/cheese.

by Otx419 April 22, 2008

Honey Blumpkin

The act of performing a Blumpkin in a Honey Bucket. This usually occurs at a festival or on a work site.

After she gave me the Honey Blumpkin, I locked Shirley inside the Honey Bucket with a zip tie and pushed it over. Hahah... stupid bitch.

by J-Krack November 7, 2012

Pumpkin Blumpkin

To receive a blowjob while shitting into a Jack O' Lantern .

Dude , last night at the Halloween party Jodi gave me a " pumpkin blumpkin " on her front porch ...

by Big T- McG October 29, 2009

mexican blumpkin

A blowjob given while the recipient is on the toilet, taking a crap and eating Taco Bell all at once.

I let this guy talk me into giving him a Mexican Blumpkin but couldn't finish because it stank so friggin much. I vomited on him, giving him an Irish Blumpkin instead.

by vexxie March 24, 2004