J-Krack's definitions

Toledo Shower Cap

When, in the moment of climax, feces escapes and lands in the partner's hair, the act of smoothing said feces in a pseudo-affectionate gesture, thereby creating a "cap" of poo.

"You're so pretty" Harry gushed, caressing Janice's hair. Little did Janice know Harry was really giving her a Toledo Shower Cap.

by J-Krack November 7, 2012

Honey Bucket

A popular portable toilet option in the Northwest.

The festival Honey Buckets were so full of poo, no one could perform a Honey Blumpkin properly.

by J-Krack November 7, 2012

Honey Blumpkin

The act of performing a Blumpkin in a Honey Bucket. This usually occurs at a festival or on a work site.

After she gave me the Honey Blumpkin, I locked Shirley inside the Honey Bucket with a zip tie and pushed it over. Hahah... stupid bitch.

by J-Krack November 7, 2012