small penis 

Rappers tend to be blighted by this affliction. It tends to make the victims overcompensate and behave like macho jerks in order to deflect attention away from the fact the have a microscopic willy. The disease may be cured by pretending to be a feminist.

I AM A MAN WITH A SMALL PENIS, SO SUE ME.

small penis by Frank Rocks May 30, 2016

jew penis 

Jew Penis (see wonders of the world): The reproductive organ belonging to a man of the Jewish faith. This organ is used in producing offspring that lives well over 300 years, with extremely strong immune systems, innate physical dominance over other human races, as well as the highest intellectual capacity known to man, and the most efficient warriors. The jew penis is also used for giving extreme amounts of pleasure to women during sex; a team of researchers comprised of medical experts from the U.S., U.K., France, India, and Japan have concluded that women receive more sexual stimulation to their entire body - and mind - from one stroke of penetration from the jew penis than any regular penis. Typically the jew penis is the largest of the human penises and will stay erect for the longest duration of time. Medical advances in treatment for over 100,000 types of human defects/mutations are all due to the plethora of extremely pure genes found in the semen of the jew testicles.

"Did you hear about Jessica?" "Yes, as a matter of fact I did. I heard that Adam Goldman used his 'jew penis' to give great amounts of sexual pleasure to Jessica! Is this true?" "Yes, this is very true Jessica is having trouble finding anything as pleasuring as her penetration by Adam Goldman's 'jew penis'!"

jew penis by ihartjoo December 21, 2008

shirt penis 

n. When a man wearing a dress shirt forgets to pull up his fly and subsequently discovers, much to his chagrin, that the tail(s) of his shirt is sticking straight out through the hole.

John had to go to the bathroom during the benefit dinner and on the way back, he forgot to pull up his fly. Man, did we all laugh at his shirt penis.

shirt penis by Sexybiznatch October 28, 2006

small penis complex 

A male who is tall with brown hair, very controlling and egotistical, puts down other guys that he doesn't know. He tends to say things like " 3 inches is average" when we all know that's not true. He tends to drive Yukon Denali and thinks he's better then everyone else with his parents money.

Dillan has a Small Penis Complex.

small penis complex by Guyyouhate August 29, 2016

Avocado Penis Nigga 

Also known as the movie star Michael Angelo, from the hit series Spongebob Square Pants, this demonic creature roams the earth waiting to slob on some good knob. And if you try to negate his whimsical suckings, he will expand your anal region approximately 3 feet with his Avocado Penis.

Avocado Penis Nigga roams like a rover... don't negate the suck or he will make you bend over.

Avocado Penis Nigga by Swagman 420 February 28, 2019

friendship penis

A really small penis

Wow Ryan Jude Rankin you have a "nice" friendship penis. Exclaimed Cam.

friendship penis by trevorthedog May 9, 2019

Paulie the penis

A character on TV Sex Pals!You can watch it on newgroundsdotcom.It is also a great icebreaker in an uneventful chat with a friend!

I'm Paulie the penis and I'm a penis!

Paulie the penis by me vs you vs the world February 17, 2010