alcohol balls

the point where someone is intakes so much alcochol that not only do they do nothing exciting, but they have reduced their sex drive substantially. This affliction is not a hazard to the casual drinker, rather it is reserved for the full time alcoholic.

Again tonight, my husband would rather have alcohol balls, than get laid!

by unsatisfied wife May 31, 2009

Ball of Joy

The act of having sex with 3 or more other people.

Last night, we got together and had a ball of joy!

by Painfully-Accurate-Definitions January 5, 2017

cue ball

A small white glob of unknown origin that accumulates on the lips of a dry-mouthed, often nervous, speaker. It's elastic and adhesive qualities enable it to stretch between upper and lower lips to the complete distraction and disgust of the audience.

Remember to take a sip of water now and then during your presentation--we don't want to blow this deal over a cue ball.

by Tom Sr. November 15, 2005

disco ball

Platinum teeth and Princess Cuts in a mouth/grill.

Diamonds all in my mouf, in my grill, and in my jaw, Platinum teeth and princess cuts, my mouf is similar to a disco ball. Ice shining like a chandelier.

by Lexys November 8, 2005

cheese ball

more homosexual than your grandma's cooter

(bob kisses a man) "dude... you're a f#@*ing cheese ball"

by jake walgenbach May 13, 2005

blue ball

when you cant bust when your horny. painful b/c your cum is sitting in the middle of where your balls attach to your dick

ive never had blue ball because i always ejaculate prematurely

by richard93 October 21, 2006

brass balls

'Brass balls' are what Santa's elves need, when they complete their work for Christmas. Reference comes from 2005 Saturday Night Live skit, featuring Alec Baldwin.

Alec Baldwin waved those brass balls in front of Santa's elves - was that a call to glory, or just showing off?

by Rat Genesis April 18, 2006