dick in drawer 

When you pull out after fucking her on your desk then close the desk drawer on your dick

"Oh baby!"
"Arggggg!!!"
"Let's go again."
"Can't, dick in drawer!"

dick in drawer by Mr Special August 16, 2019

dick slap september 

Starting on september 1st, ending on the 30th, you can slap eachothers dicks without being gay as fuck

Oh, its Dick Slap September, no homo tho

dick slap september by nohomogayboy September 1, 2019

Dick Von V 

The act of masturbating on one’s knees while fantasizing about other men winning in fantasy football.

Richie’s European girlfriend walked in on him while he was in full Dick Von V mode.

Dick Von V by Supincome September 13, 2019

Dick move 

Something that is a very bad thing to do to your friends

Yo that was a dick move I can’t believe you told her

Dick move by Yeetmasster223 September 17, 2019

Dick Scum

Noun/Adjective/Pronoun, the use of this word are endless. Basically someone/something/description of the worse kind of scum imaginable. Worse than the old shit stain around your toilet bowl that has been encrusted over by multiple shits. Calling someone a fuck head is a compliment compared to calling someone this word. The leftover dried up crusty cum.

"You are a dipshit, bitach ass, dick head, ding bat, doofus looking, dingus, fuck face, cock squeezer."

"Oh, so you're saying i'm a dick scum?"

Dick Scum by BevinBates September 19, 2019

Dick Phlem

Another term for sperm, cum, or ejaculate.

Lacey: Aww honey, you got your dick phlem all over me.
Jason: Sorry babe.

Dick Phlem by jasonjjung76 September 22, 2019

dick toothbrush 

When she wipes the cum off her teeth with his dick.

She used my dick as a toothbrush. Like a dick toothbrush.

dick toothbrush by YouknowMe124 September 30, 2019