The Moby Dick

When a man masturbates in a body of water (hot-tub, pool, lake) just as he is about to ejaculate he sticks only his dick-head out of the water and the spurts of jism look like a whale spouting water while surfacing.

I was in the hotel pool and pulled The Moby Dick but there were no towels around to clean up. I hope the chlorine is strong.

by Bewls Rules June 4, 2010

Rag Dick

When your dick has so much skin that you can pull it out on the sides and it looks like a rag of some sort.

I totally showed this chick my Rag Dick last night, She hurled.

by Cot harl April 15, 2009

dick present

When a man pulls his foreskin up over the head of his dick and makes it look like a little brown grocery bag... he then releases the foreskin, and the dick head swiftly pops out of the foreskin/brown grocery bag- just like a little present.

Sean sometimes gives himself a dick present while taking a dump.

by Cman February 28, 2006

From the Dick

From the beginning; i.e. A date that was told and promised.

I told you from the dick that tonight we were going out.

by RJigga June 11, 2006

Dick Broken

When a girl purposely gets your hopes up that you will be scoring sometime soon, but then lets you down.

Even after 3 months, she still leaves me Dick Broken.

by Dylan Paros July 24, 2007

Dick Shelf

A place for a man to rest his penis after sex.

Friend 1: Aw man I just had the best threesome of my life, mind if I use this as a dick shelf?
Friend 2: Dude, that's my keyboard!

or

Friend 2: Dude, that's my girlfriend's head!
Friend 1: Yea, she makes a good dick shelf.

by FishHookers February 24, 2008

dick kite

an insult used to demean the likes of a friend or relative who has e.d.... implying that said person might as well tie a kite to his dick

Mike:So how did the other night go?
Justin:I've sure had better performances, if you know what I mean.
Mike:Man, what a dick kite!

by Tim Bianco March 17, 2008