Pussy cat 

Some are hairy some have no hair. Sometimes pussy cats stink very badly because their owner does not wash them. They taste very good as a midnight snack.

I love jenessas pussy cat it's very clean and does not stink.

Pussy cat by Pussydeafeater69 December 22, 2021

mizong_cat 

...shes behind you...

Person1: DUUDEEE IM TELLING YOU. mizong_cat IS EVERYWHERE
Person2: you must've made her mad...?
Person1: wdym?
Person2: once you piss her off shes never gonna forget bud.

mizong_cat by 123302i5msiqfa December 26, 2021

My cat ate it 

Sounds like an excuse from the 80's for why a kid didn't have their homework done on time, but if you're talking about why a houseplant is no longer with you, sometimes it's true.

Girl- Why is your houseplant dead? Were you too high to notice it needed water?

Guy- My cat ate it smartass.

My cat ate it by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021

kitty cat 

the most adorable thing in the world

can i have your kitty cat for 100$ no its to kute

kitty cat by im a furry January 4, 2022

Wampus cat 

A furry aggressive feline with very aggressive behavior. Known to on a full moon night. To hunt down men , women , and children of all race, size and color. "TeariClaws" is the strand of razor hook claws. Found on 88% of the wampus cats that where killed and reported. With teeth Sharper then your grandma's HDTV. Mangie they may be. With eyes beedey they will find you and hunt you down.

The wampus cat came out of the darkness and destroyed my 1998 suburban.

Wampus cat by Big big boi January 6, 2022

My Cat 

My cat is a cute but vicious one.

My cat is annoying as Fuck.

My Cat by The.Owner January 17, 2022

SHUSHSJJ cat disease 

The SHUSHSJJ cat disease is a disease brought upon many cats. Now just recently found, Tuesday Jan 18 2022, 1:07AM, by a cat named Chloe. Nobody knows how it is caused, and only few symptoms are shown.

Holy motherfucking heart taking breath taking fuck that fatass cat has the SHUSHSJJ cat disease.

SHUSHSJJ cat disease by Valentinern January 17, 2022