ear penis 

Bluetooth microphone/earpiece worn in conjunction with mobile or cell phone.

After

I put on my ear penis and talk cock all night.

ear penis by dewexdewex October 18, 2008

small penis 

A 2 inch penis that doesn't even qualify as a penis. It ejaculates in 30 seconds because it's a short trip for the semen.

Vinny had a small penis?

My 8 year old brother had one jsut like it

That Small. Pathetic? Was the Sex good?

Never go to it. He blew his load all over his boxers before we even began.

small penis by Jesse Saline June 13, 2003

donkey penis 

The Penis of Chachi

He's a donkey

donkey penis by Jay October 21, 2003

small penis 

manhood which is more boyhood, can be owned by any colour man, it aint a white ting - read Franz Fanon who dispels that myth.

Hey you Ja Rule-lovin bitch how come you've got such a small penis?

small penis by The gifted1. June 13, 2003

favre penis

A condition in which your penis refuses to hide

with my cellphone as my witness, I got an elbow injury that ruined my consecutive game streak because I had a terrible case of favre penis.

favre penis by favreywallbanger October 20, 2010

portabello penis 

a very tiny shaft with a very large head.

That chick said my roommate has a portabello penis.

portabello penis by jrbdc November 2, 2011

Metal Penis 

What I got last night when I looked at you mom.

"Dude, last night I was looking at you mom, and I got a Metal Penis!"

Metal Penis by Pain June 21, 2012