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skinny penis 

skinny penis is a deadly disease that causes men to have a long but floppy penis it never gets hard. women do not like skinny penises.
Maria: Did you see Juan's Penis?
George: No why???
Maria: I think he has a case of a skinny penis.
skinny penis by maria ling ling January 21, 2017

Small Penis 

A penis that is usually no longer than 4 inches. Nearly every man on earth wouldn't want this. Also known as a "Maggot".
Nico said,"Oh my god, you have a small penis! Oh well, a little wank will do some good..."
Small Penis by Prince Myst January 8, 2008

Itchy Penis 

When the area around your penis begings to itch.
"Gawd, I have an itchy penis!"
Itchy Penis by IX April 19, 2005

feminine penis 

A penis with feminine characteristics, usually belongs to a trans woman, femboys, or traps

Doesn't necessarily has to be small, can be any size, horse cock long even, but for whatever reason are feminine. They smell good (like mangoes and yogurt), usually pinkish, looks soft and cute just like their owners, VERY sensitive, and are delicate. Wash with soap and warm water first.
"And please remember! It's not gay, if it's a feminine penis!"
- Big Man Tyrone
feminine penis by 8we6oqd4wq November 17, 2021

Girl Penis

"Hey have you seen Amanda's girl penis?" "Yeah it's bigger then mine!"
Girl Penis by KushMan1021 February 15, 2010

small penis 

A male whose pubic hairs are longer than his penis
Dru's penis is under one inch so you could say that he has a very small penis or that he needs to trim his pubs
small penis by Kagome_1274 July 28, 2006