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I don't know what to say 

Often used when someone says something that is obviously a wrong/mistake/undependable, and the person who is listening can't say anything to defend his actions.
Jack: I missed the deadline for applying to NYU, because I read the email wrong.

Sam: They gave us a one week extension for that exact reason? Why didn't you submit it.

Jack: I was just so lazy about it.

Sam: I don't know what to say Jack, I guess that's a lesson learned.

OWO *sees buldge* what is dis i fouwnd 

OWO *sees buldge* what is dis i fouwnd… *Pull’s down you pawnts* OWO

That's what Wii said 

The extreme use of "that's what she said" jokes while playing Wii golf.
Sam- "You hit it too hard."

Me- "That's what she said!"

Danica- "Lol, you missed the hole."

Jordan- "That's what she said!"

Me- "That's what Wii said!!"

Wilton High School Girls Swim Team .. what a joke 

..too bad you cared so much that you had to shave and taper for fciacs. and if dual meets mean nothing, why so teary? and by the way, we werent in your class AND we still beat your relays at opens. ramburgersssss
where do you come up with this stuff ramburgers???

that's what she said 

Expression used to turn somebody's statement into a sexual innuendo, or to point out that it sounded sexual. The joke being, of course, that "She" - a mysterious woman, who seems to have sex with a lot of people (and who some believe to be "Your Mom", in accordance with these kinds of joke), supposedly used that statement in a sexual context.
...That's what she said.
that's what she said by waraiotoko January 16, 2011

That's what the doctor said

It's just like "That's What She Said" but has to do with medical related things.
Jake: wow, thats a lot of blood!
Dylan: that's what the doctor said!

Devon: where's my tool?
Mike: that's what the doctor said!