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Dog Face Gremlin

A really ugly girl you pick up at a bar when you are in a slump and just want some ass.
steve and james got shitfaced at the bar last night and slump busted with a couple of dog face gremlins.
by Steve U. August 3, 2006
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Dog Pile

Noun: A collection of semen. A place where semen is collected.

Verb: For a group to ejaculate in a particular area.
Noun:
Jonny added to his dog pile when he jizzed in his honey pot. (he stores his dog pile in a literal honey pot)

Jonathan has a dog pile on the floor under his computer.

Verb:
Jonny brought a girl over for first time. Thats when Jamie yelled "dog pile!" and everyone in the house covered her with semen.
by Joplin Sixz June 23, 2010
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hairy dogs cock

a very small penis that is very hairy like i mean all up the rod balls and into the gooch.
My friends penis is a hairy dogs cock. once he was cockslapping me and i woke up to see the smallest penis ever withy the most hair ever.
by wedgie June 20, 2007
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Mississippi Corn Dog

Having aggressive anal sex with a damn fine 300lbs betty, pulling your corn-shit covered penis out of her ass and fat folds, and then whipping her in the face with it (still covered in poo) several thousand times.
Hey bro, I Mississippi Corn Dogged your mom last night!
by Slaw Dogger July 10, 2009
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Hot Dog Cystitis

A generation removed from honeymoon cystitis and cucumber sex,but basically it's using a nice long wide hot dog for all the reasons that are all to obvious. Its also tons of fun if you put then back in the fridge...
Gosh this Ampicillan its ruining my stomach...it wasn't worth peeing blood and getting Hot Dog Cystitis..but hey do you still have a Costco card??
by DaynaS March 28, 2008
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triple-dog-dare

The superlative dare; Can only be used to counter a double-dare.
Rodney: I dare you to watch C-Span for two consecutive hours!

Basil: Well, I double-dare you to watch C-Span for two consecutive hours!

Rodney: Well, I triple-dog-dare you to watch C-Span for two consecutive hours!
by Rodney Basil November 2, 2003
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dog and pony show

Pretending to be something you're not or doing something that you want people to think is important when it really isn't.
HR person showing the "new guy" around and pretending her job has importance.

"What a dog and pony show she is putting on"
by Steve S September 14, 2005
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