walter white virus 

When your computer just randomly fucks itself after searching up anything related to Walter White from hit television show Breaking Bad.

"Last time I searched up Walter White, my computer monitor broke."
"You must have got the walter white virus."

walter white virus by ballslover32 April 10, 2022

My Name Is Walter Hartwell White 

Walter

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

My Name Is Walter Hartwell White by Scarquess December 1, 2022

Walter Mercado

Someone who can sense the possibilities of others, but who may be unable to see the dangers in his own life because he is a dreamer. Walters are charismatic, kind and sensitive people, who should be cherished whenever you find them. Many are artists or spiritual people, wonderful to be around, and some are even quite fabulous.

John is a Walter Mercado, be nice to him because he won't always be around.

Walter Mercado by Swami Patrick September 24, 2020

Walter the Farting Dog 

An immensely popular series of children's books written by William Kotzwinkle and Glenn Murray with illustrations by Audrey Colman. Walter is an ugly but lovable mutt rescued from the dog pound by two warm-hearted children. However, Walter has a problem, he is constantly farting the most ghastly farts one has ever smelled, which almost send him back to the pound until he proves his worth by foiling a couple of house-breakers with his awful gas.

The Walter franchaise has five entries thus far: "Walter the Farting Dog," "Trouble at the Yard Sale," "Rough Weather Ahead For Walter the Farting Dog," "Walter the Farting Dog Goes on a Cruise," and "Walter the Farting Dog Banned From the Beach." All have made it on the New York Times Bestseller List.

Each time a new Walter the Farting Dog book comes out, we gather around at bedtime and I read about Walter's newest exploits it to my excited children, as they make wonderful bedtime stories.

Walter the Farting Dog by Rollo & Biff December 25, 2007

Wasteman 

insult - someone who does nothin with their life (or nothing much)
eg Jimmy drops out of skool and has no job and claims benefits for 5 years an still lives at home with his mum an has dirty clothes- Jimmy iz a wasteman.

"you WASTEMAN!!"

"Jamals a wasteman"

"shut up u wasteman"

Wasteman by Skeptas Wifey March 30, 2005

Rod Stewart wasted 

Drinkin mountain dew while blasting some Rod Stewart.

Dude, were getting Rod Stewart wasted tonight.

Rod Stewart wasted by Rodstewart92 January 23, 2011

Waiter Fakeout 

When you see the waiter/waitress walking toward your table with food that could potentially be yours but, he/she turns to the table next to yours and serves them performing a waiter fakeout

She was walking straight toward my table, my mouth started to water from the smell of the food. Then right when my excitement was reaching its highest point. She walked past to the table behind me committing the ultimate waiter fakeout

Waiter Fakeout by Urban Dictionarytist February 28, 2015