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Technophobia

Im running from technoblade because i have technophobia
by DefinatlyNotAnMCPEPlayer November 13, 2020
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Technoblade

Bro you know who technoblade is?
Yeah he's a legend.
by AK_VON June 30, 2022
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technochan

I’m an technochan UWU
by Grr are March 9, 2021
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Washington Technology Magnet School

A school that guarantees you to fail and too much wack dumb ass people. Has a special handshake you must do if not your gayy. The food ight but sometimes people steal yo seat which piss me off. If your waiting for a bathroom pass, just fucking go, teachers dont give a fuck who you even are. If you find those tiny ass toy babies around the school then get rid of it, cause their fucking cursed. WHY THE FUCK DOES IT HAVE A LONG ASS NAME???
Person1:Hey have you ever a school called Washington Technology Magnet School? Person2: The fuck you say to me?? Don’t ever say that name again ight??
by Invadders November 11, 2019
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Douche Technique

Either a solo or man-out technique used to lure attractive young women or girls to likeness or intercourse; generally at a bar, club, restaurant or casino much to the displeasure of others. It was made popular by Upstate New Yorkers to represent in an ironic fashion of how taking after a reality show such as Jersey Shore or dressing like such makes you win big or score, much to the chagrin of others, mostly because it works somehow. Liar too
"I heard that Jeb hooked up with that Jersey girl from Haggers" - Josh

"Yea he used the douche technique!" "Worked on the dumb brunette turned blonde!" - Benny
by Flailage August 21, 2012
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Loch Raven Technical Academy

A middle school located in Towson, Maryland. The majority of the students are black, and more females attend the school than males. It has four magnets, all of which take no talent to get into. Most of the teachers are annoying and fake, though if you don't piss them off they can be super tight with you. There are LITERALLY fights once a week at minimum. If you walk in the hallway while classes are in session, you will most likely see ghetto girls twerking and making music videos on their phones or dumb ass boys talking so incoherently that it is no longer english. Between classes, you'll always get bumped into in the halls by some weirdo doing the Naruto run or have someone try to break your ankles by cutting in front of you. The school has a few cliques: the weirdos who eat grass and pick their noses, the edgy teens who wear black lipstick, the nerds who dress up like furries and draw pictures of anime characters, the cocky boys who think they're cool because they made a good rebound in PE the class before, and the ghetto ass girls who snap at each other and have nails so long they could stab someone with them, and the norms who just wanna get their three years over with and leave. The school has a lot of fucked up flaws, but don't worry. If you're about to or currently attend LRTA, you'll learn how to survive in the school in no time and come out being the most street wise freshman. If you do it right, you'll make friends who will make your years at Loch Raven memorable.
Scenario 1:

Sarah: "OMG THERE WAS A FIGHT AT MY SCHOOL TODAY!"
Sharkisha: "A fight? Pfft, who gives a shit? Those happen all the time at my school girl!"

Sarah: "Oh, you must go to Loch Raven Technical Academy then..."

Scenario 2:

Teacher: "Everyone flip to page 328."
Daquan: "EVERYBODY SAY SAUSAGE KEEP IT GOIN'-"
Teacher: "You're staying here for lunch, mister."
by Melly_Jelly July 13, 2017
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Giro Technician

The Job title of a person that is on the dole!
The politically correct term for a bum!
What do you do for a living?
Me, I'm a giro technician! The money's whack but the hours are great!
by Phatzoot June 23, 2011
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