Stretchy

One who has no eye lashes. May experience sore eyelids.

" That kid is a stretchy...where did his eyelashes go?"

by popo's on the tail April 1, 2009

Stretched

Verb
To be absolutely destroyed on drugs to the point of being an extreme danger to everyone around you; To be in a state of aggression so profound that you tear the nearest living entity asunder with your bare hands.

Terry: Damn Jimmy got into the drug stash last night and got so fucking stretched he tried to dig his hands into my eyes

Jimmy: I AM SO FUCKING STRETCHED RIGHT NOW THAT I COULD FUCKING END YOUR EXISTENCE RIGHT NOW AND NOT FEEL AN OUNCE OF REMORSE

by DFfag January 17, 2021

Strathies

A specific group of people who are very different from Charlie.

Random person 1: There is a hurricane outside, no one will ever get here!

Random person 7: Don't be ridiculous, the Strathies are insane.

by uberfuss February 2, 2010

Stretching rope

a long rope used to stretch men before they engage in sexual activities with each other

the two men used a stretching rope before they resumed their daily "activities"

by ohyeahmotherefffer October 21, 2010

Stretchy Soaker

When someone drops their chewed and flavorless gum into a puddle in a public area, so when someone steps in the puddle, they dont only get a soaker, but gum on their shoe also.

i went to get a cheeseburger but got a stretchy soaker on the way.

by Jimmy Beaver-stein September 5, 2011

stretchies

A form of greeting exhibited by members of a chat room when another regular member enters the chat. This is done by stretching out the letters in their screen name such as this: ShopGirl11 enters the room: ShopGirllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!! or Shoppppppppgggggiiiirrrrrrrrrrrlllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!

I knew I pissed everyone in my regular chat room off because they stopped giving me stretchies when I entered the room.

by ChicaChicaBoomBoom91 November 18, 2011

stretchbutt

a homosexual "bottom boy" that craves getting fucked up the ass and dying from AIDS in order to achieve the ultimate gay experience.

see that skinny diseased faggot with the semen running out his ass and the big smile on his face. man what a fucking stretchbutt

by fagshooter December 15, 2011