stoner slang

a working vocabulary (lexicon) or set of words that describes or is used by stoners to describe something.

Man, I was so blown last night I lost my dank and cracked my bizzle. Stoner Slang is there really such a thing? Indeed, proceed to smoke weed.

translation (for those that don't herbalize then verbalize):
Hey, I was so high/intoxicated last night that I lost my marijuana and cracked my bong.

stay up kids!!

by inept pupil June 23, 2008

stoker

stoker, a small item, such as a twig, bobby pin or a toothpick which is used to un-clog a cone peice of a bong.

"We need a stoker"
"Dude that cone was totally hard to pull, next time stoker it"
"It may need stokerage"

by nonleaded February 26, 2006

stooper

Among Irish Republicans in Northern Ireland, a "stooper" is an insult for a Catholic who isn't sufficiently nationalist; who is suspected of harbouring pro-British sympathies; who "stoops" (bows and scrapes, kowtows) to the Queen of England, and submits to the hegemony of the Unionist ascendancy.

Usually it just means somebody who supports the SDLP instead of Sinn Féin, but since the Good Friday Agreement the ultra diehards have started to regard Shinners as just another set of stoopers.

What's a stooper like you doing wearing a Celtic jersey?

by Canti is Dante February 12, 2010

Coon Stompers

Term used by some White Power folk to describe their steel toed footwear, "coon" being a racial slur against blacks. Can refer to any steel toed boot or shoe, however the most common style seen, for instance, on a skinhead, are combat boots or Doc Martens.

Steel toed Cowboy boots can alternatively be called "Injun Stompers" for obvious reasons.

I kicked that spade's teeth in with my Coon stompers.

by Outlaw Merle Abbott May 19, 2009

pretentious stoner

Someone who talks about weed non-stop, and stresses about how much pot they smoke and how it should be legalized. They will carry on a conversation about weed even when you're not on that subject. They also try to get you to smoke pot even if you tell them several times you're not interested. This will carry on forever, they don't ever shut the fuck up. You can try and stop them but it's a waste of time.

How a typical conversation with one goes
Pretentious Stoner:"Aw man I got so high last night, I just sat there and listened to music. Then my mom called and I got paranoid! Dude you don't even know that was the scariest moment of my life."
Me: " That's great."
Pretentious Stoner: " Hey man how come you don't wanna smoke weed?"
Me: "I don't really want to, is that a problem?"
Pretentious Stoner: "Man you suck you're just a sheep."

by Joeseph Kony October 1, 2013

Stoner music

Music best listened to when you are completely baked, a good example would be any music written by Bob Marley or Pink Floyd, this sort of music is essential for any true stoner.

Ah man this Bob Marley tune is great Stoner music and gives me a sense of freedom when i am high.

by Beardy1991 May 29, 2009

stoner

A slang word used by faux-elitist dickheads (usually christians) for people who smoke cannabis which is supposed to be an insult. But what they fail to realise is that it’s proven virtually harmless, (no worse than cigarettes or alcohol). These people are obviously not only ignorant, but also of particularly dull intellect. The best way of dealing with these people is taking a big rip from your bong and then proceed to blow it in their face.

I'm pretty fucking smashed.. I couldn't be bothered writing one right now.

by Undertow March 21, 2004