Splatic

The product of excessive vehicular passage over road kill; flattened road kill carcass.

"Ewe look at that road kill."
"No Honey that's splatic, see how it's stuck to the road."

by Pungent punner May 27, 2013

splatter guard

A device made from toilet paper that keeps diarrhea from splattering all over the toilet.

Girl, you ate those BK onion rings last night. You're gonna need a splatter guard.

by jman2001 May 20, 2014

splatter-douch

A term (with farmer/redneck etymology) when two or more guys are trying to get behind a pickup truck or SUV stuck in an off-road rut or muddy patch, and subsequently get hosed down and splattered with mud and water when the (often female) weakest driver gets behind the wheel and thinks the best maneuver is to put the pedal to the medal and go full throttle to get the vehicle unstuck and out of the rut.

Me and Daryl got completely splatter-douched when Ellie Mae tried to push the Ford out of that manure pit after unloading all that stinky silage for them there steers.

by metromicron October 24, 2014

splatterbang

A wet bubbly fart !

I just did a splatterbang it felt risky ! "

by dcs25 September 11, 2015

splatter matter

When you have an explosive poop and leave remnants behind in the toilet bowl that flushing alone will not remove.

Dude! You left splatter matter all over the toilet.

by Binsterbird May 9, 2016

splatter poopies

Much like butt pee but still has a few solid chunks

I can't come into work today, I have the splatter poopies

by The dahmer October 9, 2016

splatcan

A word, often used to describe a lesbian who is on their period.

Did you see Jess at school today? She looked like a splatcan!

by Cytoplasmic Reticulum August 28, 2016