Splatic

The product of excessive vehicular passage over road kill; flattened road kill carcass.

"Ewe look at that road kill."
"No Honey that's splatic, see how it's stuck to the road."

by Pungent punner May 27, 2013

Splatchy

A half joke. A splatchy is when you jokingly make a proposition. When you ask a question jokingly because you don't think others will accept it, but you are actually serious. Has been picking up momentum in recent years.

Pronounced "splotchy"

Monica: "Hey Bill"

Bill: "what's up monica?"
Monica: "wanna go make out?"
Bill: "what the fuck!?"
Monica: "chill bill, it was a splatchy"
Bill: "wanna cum in oval office?"

Charlie: "wanna take some shots?"
Alan: "no charlie, it's 9am"
Charlie: "chill out Alan, it was a joke"
Alan: "I don't think it was a joke, Charlie, you're an alcoholic"
Charlie: "damn, it was a splatchy"

by Splatchmeister February 1, 2019

solatic

one who is made mental by the sun. Similar to a "lunatic" but instead triggered by the sun, ya get me?

"When the sun comes out, forget everything, all I wanna do is be in it. I guess you could say I'm a solatic"

by phillip g charles September 26, 2007

Splatch

Patch of hair located directly above the penis.

Man,that is one hairy splatch!

by Splatchness April 21, 2005

Splatch

Patch of hair located above the penis or vagina but below the stomach. It becomes rather thick when unshaved and may take several razor blades to completely shave it if left unshaven for long periods of time.

Dude,one of my splatch hairs got caught in her braces last night and it hurt like fuck!

by JoeyD May 20, 2005

splastic

conjunction of plastic and spastic - splastic:
the stage of inebriation where you are still able to stand up, but not without swaying gently from side to side. maybe the occasional lurch.

after a session at the espy last sunday dave was completely splastic and got chucked out.

by Tom January 6, 2005

Splatingus

(spla-ting-ous)

(A horse) that cannot griddy-up.

"omg that horse looks sick, and its fallen and cannot splatingus."

by val!!<3 March 3, 2023