Splatic
Splatic by Pungent punner May 27, 2013
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Splatchy
A half joke. A splatchy is when you jokingly make a proposition. When you ask a question jokingly because you don't think others will accept it, but you are actually serious. Has been picking up momentum in recent years.
Pronounced "splotchy"
Pronounced "splotchy"
Monica: "Hey Bill"
Bill: "what's up monica?"
Monica: "wanna go make out?"
Bill: "what the fuck!?"
Monica: "chill bill, it was a splatchy"
Bill: "wanna cum in oval office?"
Charlie: "wanna take some shots?"
Alan: "no charlie, it's 9am"
Charlie: "chill out Alan, it was a joke"
Alan: "I don't think it was a joke, Charlie, you're an alcoholic"
Charlie: "damn, it was a splatchy"
Bill: "what's up monica?"
Monica: "wanna go make out?"
Bill: "what the fuck!?"
Monica: "chill bill, it was a splatchy"
Bill: "wanna cum in oval office?"
Charlie: "wanna take some shots?"
Alan: "no charlie, it's 9am"
Charlie: "chill out Alan, it was a joke"
Alan: "I don't think it was a joke, Charlie, you're an alcoholic"
Charlie: "damn, it was a splatchy"
Splatchy by Splatchmeister February 1, 2019
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solatic
one who is made mental by the sun. Similar to a "lunatic" but instead triggered by the sun, ya get me?
"When the sun comes out, forget everything, all I wanna do is be in it. I guess you could say I'm a solatic"
solatic by phillip g charles September 26, 2007