schlonky leg

When you hit a baby seat with your schlong but it looks like your leg hit it is called a schlonky leg.

Was that a schlonky leg?

by Turtlesnap sesamesnap November 21, 2017

Schlong

synonym for medium/average. Its a mix between short and long.Can mean both close and far.

Ugh the Cinestar is too schlong away.
I waited so schlong for this moment!
His cock was quite schlong !

by woodpequa666 February 7, 2018

schlonghat

The excess skin left around your penis after circumcision

With a British accent; pardon me mam have you noticed my exquisite Schlonghat.

by Hiemie April 7, 2018

schlonkinpook

A word for an extreme drug trip in which the high person is basically a fuckin beanbag.

"Hey, what did you do on the weekend?"
"Yo! I had the fuckin meanest Schlonkinpook! I swear i pissed myself 10 times!

by Groonkl September 14, 2018

Schlongest

Alternative spelling of longest, used often during Billy Joel karaoke.

Whoa, oh oh oh, for the schlongest time.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Schlong

Code word for dick

sakayt whipped out his SCHLONG

by DiccHole January 28, 2019

Schlongulus Prime

The perfect way to describe a massive penis.

“Noot has a Schlongulus Prime“

by ketaminekunt69420 July 13, 2019