Alpha sausage

An alpha sausage is this biggest sausage in a sausage batch

Mary was very hungry and only wanted the alpha sausage

by Gsack informer April 9, 2017

sausage snogger

Someone who is partial to a sausage in and around their mouths on the reg

Happenin ya fuckin sausage snogger

by Shaunnybhoy September 21, 2016

Bottom sausage

A turd. Faecal matter of a particular shape.

Warrington, come to the water closet and take a look at this tremendous bottom sausage I just produced!

by Mynoduesp_ September 20, 2010

serbian sausage

A penis that is of the thick and long category and is attached to someone of Serbian genetics.

"My boyfriend has a serbian sausage."
"Have you ever tasted a serbian sausage."

by SlightyBelowAverageJoe March 18, 2021

sausage sailor

A homosexual man.

Jack told me he's a sausage sailor last night. Got to say I wasn't surprised.

by SiFo4Life'O February 4, 2013

Sausage Rock

Music that females don't listen to. At live shows audience members are comprised solely of males--a mixture of comic book nerds, D&D players, Conan the Barbarian fans. Sometimes they are found sporting homemade Black Flag tattoos. They believe they're awesome, heavy, and tough. Too bad they never have an opportunity to show of for the gals...they're simply not around.

Dave, Josh, Anthony, Erdman, and Mike love to go to sausage rock shows like Immortal.

by pxlchk1 November 23, 2011

Sausage dildo

Taking a delicious shit into a condom and use it as a dildo (duh).

I could smell my sister's sausage dildo last night.

by Not SeaNanners July 9, 2016