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sausage feast

When four or more men, whose sexuality may be in question, share a bowl of ice cream with only one spoon.
I ordered some ice cream for my friends, but the waiter only brought one spoon. We knew it was about to be a sausage feast.
by patricklakeshore September 8, 2010
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sausage cat

a german cat who enjoys watching and masturbating to male cat porn
Bill: I caught my cat pleasuring himself to male cat porn!
Steve: Wow, what a sausage cat!
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sausage factory

Phrase usually uttered by male humans in exasperation on finding oneself in any social gathering - having previously assumed said social gathering to be an ideal opportunity to attain a suitable mating partner of the opposite sex - where the possibility of heterosexual pairing is considerably lower than expected.
"I have failed in my genetic imperative to mate with a member of the opposite sex because the social gathering I attended was a sausage factory."
by The Real Macky December 14, 2008
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Sausage and Peppers ass

The left over poop that leaks out of your ass and builds up into a gooey residue, almost like the juice from a sausage and peppers sandwich at the fair
"That was a rough shit! I'm gonna have sausage and peppers ass for sure now!!!"
by rancidcolon August 26, 2011
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sausage roll

A popular pastry dish. It is a sausage wrapped in pastry. Comparable to the larger, vegatable and beef filled cornish pasty
I had a sausage roll for tea

My cornish pasty owns the fuck out of your lame ass n00b sausage roll
by We-kill-suckers July 31, 2006
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Sausage Merchant

Tyrone got busted working the streets as a sausage merchant.
by Jesse502 May 8, 2008
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sausage chic

What could normally be considered fashionable clothes that do not actually fit. Usually 2-4 sizes too small. The result of deluding oneself that you can still fit into the clothes that you bought 5-10 years ago.
The intern says that her clothes don't fit because she recently gained 20 pounds. I think it's a case of sausage chic.
by isitinyourcube October 11, 2009
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