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pillow pants

The demon native to a woman's vaginia. Said to bite dicks off until he is peed out on the host body's 21st birthday. Generally believed to be a christian influenced myth.

See also: Listerfiend
"Pillow pants....is the imp that lives in Myra's....vagina."
by E. Badman July 22, 2006
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pissy pants

Usually referred to a person who hates everything. Is never happy with anyone or anything. Very critical of what others are doing. Constantly complains. Even pissy when everyone around them is having a good time and laughing. aka Debbie Downer
Do we have to invite her again? She is such a pissy pants.
by seriouslyonlyme April 12, 2009
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wastey-pants

The result of drinking too much. The next level of drunkeness before being shit faced. Made popular in college station texas. Usually accompanied by a hangover.
I got wastey-pants last night, and now I feel like hell.

That girl is so wastey-pants; I hope she doesn't puke in my living room.
by LRJ November 28, 2007
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tapered pants

Tapered pants are trousers popular during the 1980s and early 90s and worn by both genders. The pants sat high on the waist, ballooned around the hips and thighs, then tapered at the ankle. Often worn with with a baggy, button down shirt buttoned all the way to the top, with the collar up. These pants defined "New Romantic" fashion.
Duran Duran, Thompon Twins, Depeche Mode, Platinum Blonde, Annie Lennox (Eurythmics) all wore these tapered pants.
by Theresa1120 September 4, 2008
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No-pants charleston

'Hey johnny, whatchu get up to after u left the party with that girl?"
"Oh man, we went back to her place and i was doing the no-pants charleston in like 30 seconds!"
by dylan moran August 17, 2009
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Jizz Pants

That pair of old scraggy jogging/pyjama bottoms that u wear around the house day in day out when you're doing generally fuck all but get round to washing about once every 6 months.
shitbag! Where's my jizz pants? I can't make my cornflakes without my JIZZ PANTS!
by shamnebeedick August 19, 2009
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february pants

Pants you get for Christmas that you are presently too fat to fit into. With a New Year’s diet, you might fit into them in February.
**Opens Present** “Damn, another pair of February pants!”
by Tiffany T! January 7, 2010
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