pillow pants

The demon native to a woman's vaginia. Said to bite dicks off until he is peed out on the host body's 21st birthday. Generally believed to be a christian influenced myth.

See also: Listerfiend

"Pillow pants....is the imp that lives in Myra's....vagina."

by E. Badman July 22, 2006

pissy pants

Usually referred to a person who hates everything. Is never happy with anyone or anything. Very critical of what others are doing. Constantly complains. Even pissy when everyone around them is having a good time and laughing. aka Debbie Downer

Do we have to invite her again? She is such a pissy pants.

by seriouslyonlyme April 12, 2009

wastey-pants

The result of drinking too much. The next level of drunkeness before being shit faced. Made popular in college station texas. Usually accompanied by a hangover.

I got wastey-pants last night, and now I feel like hell.

That girl is so wastey-pants; I hope she doesn't puke in my living room.

by LRJ November 28, 2007

tapered pants

Tapered pants are trousers popular during the 1980s and early 90s and worn by both genders. The pants sat high on the waist, ballooned around the hips and thighs, then tapered at the ankle. Often worn with with a baggy, button down shirt buttoned all the way to the top, with the collar up. These pants defined "New Romantic" fashion.

Duran Duran, Thompon Twins, Depeche Mode, Platinum Blonde, Annie Lennox (Eurythmics) all wore these tapered pants.

by Theresa1120 September 4, 2008

pirate pants

Pants that have been cut, branded or otherwise marked to appear like they are well worn, unwashed, ratty and have the overall look of those a pirate would wear.

Often worn by modernday Pirates who follow the Piratecore lifestyle

Josh - "Dude, you should get some new pants. Those are nasty"
Jack - "Calm down man. They're my pirate pants."

also: my pirate pants have shredded cuffs, scraped knees and an iron-on jolly roger on the ass

by Krosios May 6, 2006

Crazy pants

Someone who is acting extraordinarily crazy.

Person A: Why is that person screaming wildly through the park?
Person B: I don't know, what a crazy pants.

by Lysse Birdz July 19, 2011

No-pants charleston

Slang for intercourse, ie: horizontal line dancing

'Hey johnny, whatchu get up to after u left the party with that girl?"
"Oh man, we went back to her place and i was doing the no-pants charleston in like 30 seconds!"

by dylan moran August 17, 2009